ohsoexpendable
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Borne Away by the Waves by ohsoexpendable
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, LeATHERMØUTH, Bandom
04 Jul 2012
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He wouldn’t meet Frank’s eyes, so Frank leaned forward and practically growled into his ear, “C’mon, baby. All dressed up with nowhere to go.” He threaded the fingers of his other hand into Gerard’s hair. “Put that pretty mouth to good use.”
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- Part 2 of car!verse
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“You should pull over and blow me.”
Gerard turns, wide eyed, towards Frank.
“Wait, what?” he asks in disbelief.“You fucking heard me. Blow me, motherfucker. I’m horny as hell,” Frank says as he runs his hand under his own shirt and over his belly.
He’s getting dangerously close to his nipples when Gerard finally speaks. “No, dude. I’m driving.”
“I know that, shithead. That’s why I said to pull over first,” Frank growls as he starts pinching his nipple a bit.
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- Part 1 of car!verse
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08 May 2026
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Eighteen months, you've worked for this family. Seventeen months, you've been enamoured by Ford. One of them, you've been in love with him.
It's pathetic.
As it turns out, friends can't have sex and stay friends, not really. Not when it comes to you and Ford, at least.
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While Ford seeks a cure for your mutual bacterial bond, you're forced to wrestle with hard truths, even harder feelings and the unending horror of sharing space with a family of four.
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- Part 3 of Maid to be
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08 May 2026
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Ford didn't think he had a soulmate.
For as long as he could remember, his dreams had been perfectly solitary. He'd grown accustomed to the idea, fine with it, really. It wasn't as though he needed someone else in his life. He had his family, he had his work. Until he starts dreaming of a woman with a red umbrella, and suddenly he can't get enough.(An AU in which soulmates can communicate via dreams)
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04 Apr 2026
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You've been feeling burned out lately, so you've decided to take a creative retreat: a full month in the rural Oregon town Atlas Obscura awarded "place least likely to actually exist." It's a strange choice for a vacation destination, sure... but you've always been drawn to strangeness, haven't you?
You weren't sure what to expect from your stay. But you sure weren't expecting HIM.
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- Part 1 of The Juneau Series
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21 Feb 2026
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What might have happened if Keefe had been at the woodshop the night Kelvin stopped there instead of being taken by the Montgomerys.
Kelvin is currently in his Range Rover well on his way to Keefe's new workplace. Keefe's a master craftsman. He's so good at everything he tries to do. He's just so good. Kelvin grips into the wheel and tries to think about what he's actually doing. Driving all the way here is a testament not just to their friendship but to what the absence of that friendship is doing to him. He's so lonely it burns. Every moment he's actively reminded that Keefe should be there, it feels like some tiny piece is being carved out from inside of him. He tried to bring him back before. He failed.
He won't fail tonight.
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04 Nov 2025