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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    What might have happened if Keefe had been at the woodshop the night Kelvin stopped there instead of being taken by the Montgomerys.

    Kelvin is currently in his Range Rover well on his way to Keefe's new workplace. Keefe's a master craftsman. He's so good at everything he tries to do. He's just so good. Kelvin grips into the wheel and tries to think about what he's actually doing. Driving all the way here is a testament not just to their friendship but to what the absence of that friendship is doing to him. He's so lonely it burns. Every moment he's actively reminded that Keefe should be there, it feels like some tiny piece is being carved out from inside of him. He tried to bring him back before. He failed.

     

    He won't fail tonight.

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    04 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Dealing with the occasional creep at work was the unfortunate reality when you work the gift shop at a tourist trap. Normally you can handle it yourself no problem. But this time, it's different and you find yourself needing a little help.

    Insert Stanford Pines, the man you've been secretly eyeing all summer.

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    10 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Ford hasn't been intimate with anyone (other than Bill, probably) in years. You help him with that problem.

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    10 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Ford can't recall a time he's ever felt this safe.

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    07 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    “So, okay—wait, so—thirty years.”

    Ford lifts a brow over the rim of his coffee mug. You fear he’s swiftly regretting confiding in you; this is the third time you’ve doubled back today.

    “So did you—I mean, had you ever, like…"

    There’s a long pause in which you become painfully aware of who it is you’re speaking to and what it is you’re trying to solicit.

    “Sorry, um, actually, you know what, forget it. Forget I started asking this.”

    Ford absently flips a page in the pocket notebook he’s reviewing. “You want to know whether I had any… intimate encounters?”

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    06 Aug 2025