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keep returning (always and evermore) by onthetypewriter
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician)
30 Jun 2025
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“So, the men in this family…we have this strange ability. It’s been recorded for several generations and no one has quite figured out why us, specifically, but it seems the Byrne men are…how can I say this? Chronically gifted?” His father looked at him for affirmation, but Andrew could only feel himself frown.
“Like we get very old, you mean? Like we live long lives?”
“Eh, something like that, yeah. But no, son…uhm, we have the ability to…travel back in time…”
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An About Time (2013) AU.
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A collection of moments from various stages in Sam and Andrew's relationship.
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- Part 4 of prof!hozier
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the shape that i'm in now (your shape in the doorway) by onthetypewriter
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician)
19 Feb 2021
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“Can you hear me now?” Sam was precariously balancing her laptop on the palm of her hand, in a probably fruitless attempt to better her internet connection. The wifi in her guest house room was adequate at best and it seemed video calls pushed it limits. “Yes, hi! God, it’s wonderful to hear your voice…”
Sam was greeted with a pixelated picture of Andrew and Seamus on their bed, both looking very tired. She could feel her cheeks already start to hurt from smiling so big. “I miss you both so much!” Seamus’ ear perked up at the sound of Sam’s voice, causing both his parents to laugh. “But me a bit more, though, right?” Andrew interjected, mischief written all over his face.
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Andrew and Sam struggle with distance.
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- Part 3 of prof!hozier
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i was housed by your warmth (thus transformed) by onthetypewriter
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician)
15 Jan 2021
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“Wine?” Sam asked, passing Andrew on her way to the kitchen. The sun had set a while ago and Sam's eyes were starting to strain against the bright light of her screen. It was time to clock out.
“Yes, please,” Andrew answered, already knowing Sam was now in a mood to unwind. He should also probably set aside his work for the day. Knowing his partner, she wouldn’t want to drink wine in silence. Andrew knew exactly what to do. He moved over to the record player as Sam smiled softly, nodded and disappeared to the kitchen.
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Andrew and Sam support each other in the present and the past.
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- Part 2 of prof!hozier
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wasteland, baby (i'm in love with you) by onthetypewriter
Fandoms: Andrew Hozier-Byrne (Musician)
07 Dec 2020
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"Sorry for my tired appearance this morning, folks," Andrew greeted his class a week or so later, "My dog had the burning desire to go for a walk at an unspeakably early hour this morning, so please excuse the yawns and the constant reachings for my coffee mug." He held it up for emphasis and moved on, starting the lesson.
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Burdened by online classes, the students of Professor Hozier-Byrne start noticing strange coincidences between him and one of their other lecturers, Professor Brown. Could it be possible that they are together?
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- Part 1 of prof!hozier
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Everybody Loves You (When You're Six Foot In The Ground) by idontwanttospoiltheparty
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
31 Oct 2025
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Only, one thing that John has learned over the course of the last twelve months: Living Paul isn’t the same person as Dead Paul, is he.
Dead Paul is a humble, straight-laced musical visionary; steadfast in his devotion to his family and the rights of animals of all kinds; unwavering in the face of adversity, unafraid to leave behind a band he’s outgrown; his head is brimming with ideas, his hands with talent, his heart with compassion.
John knows Living Paul is in there somewhere, buried beneath the layers and layers of spin and veneer: the idiot who got caught with half a pound of grass in Japan, the soft lad who used to climb up a drain pipe to sneak into his own house, the mad genius, the infuriating know-it-all, the insensitive twat – the most stupidly hopeless endeavour to summarize.December 8th 1980: Paul McCartney is shot dead outside his home. In his wake, he leaves a grieving Linda, his four beautiful children, and a remarkable legacy, the scale of which the world has only begun to comprehend.
And John.
(Each chapter of this story takes place on the same date, progressing through the years.)
Bookmarked by onthetypewriter
18 Nov 2025
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truly a work of art <3 the little visual extras are maybe my favourite part
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After a sudden brush with death, you find yourself stuck in a time loop, reliving one of the most stressful days at work. The only other person trapped with you? Your firm’s current client, Andrew Hozier-Byrne, who’s repeating what should be a career-high day after the release of his latest album, that is actually nothing short of a nightmare.
Go along with them on their journey as they try to get out of this cycle, all the while they just happen to fall in love along the way.
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- Part 1 of Our Coming-of-Age has Come and Gone
Bookmarked by onthetypewriter
08 Jul 2025
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The trip that Lily Evans expects to go on is the annual pre-dissertation jaunt to Athens with the rest of her Classical Civilizations PhD program. The trip she does not expect to go on is to 479 BCE, right on the cusp of one of the most important battles in the Greco-Persian war. Now, she has to navigate antiquity as she tries to find her way back to the 21st Century, God—or gods—help her.
James wants to win this war. No, James needs to win this war. He is a man of honor and duty, and even if it means dying a gruesome, bloody death, he will go down in history as one of Athens's great warriors. He will suffer no distractions; not even beautiful ones who speak strangely and refuse to listen to his orders.
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OR: The Outlander-Meets-Ancient-Greece Jily AU that no one asked for.- Language:
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07 Feb 2024
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Temporary Silence (Brokeback Mountain AU) by motswolo for anauro
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2023
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'You’re too much for me, Remus, you son of a whoreson bitch.
I wish I knew how to quit you.'Bookmarked by onthetypewriter
07 Sep 2023
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Then: James Potter was a beloved child star and the lead of a popular YA franchise. Lily Evans was just getting her big break as his romantic lead in the third installment. While their chemistry got rave reviews, if the rumors are to be believed the two actors can barely stand to be in the same room together.
Now: Lily’s paid her dues and ten years later she’s the most in-demand actress in Hollywood. And James...after back-to-back flops at the box office, he’s just looking for a break and a chance to prove he is the amazing actor everyone thought he was going to be.
Much Ado About Nothing, but make it Jily
Written for the September Jily Challenge [celebrity au]
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- Part 1 of some with arrows + its companion pieces
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Bookmarked by onthetypewriter
14 Aug 2023