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  1. Public Bookmark 68

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    "Henry!" Hans calls. The lad lifts his eyes from his tankard with mild surprise as the nobleman approaches his otherwise empty table. "Figured you'd be at a place like this, you drunkard."

    "God save you, sir," Henry greets him with a friendly smile and a slight incline of his head. There's a cut across his cheek, no doubt from today's endeavours. "It'd be an honour to be accompanied by another drunkard such as yourself."

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    Wherein drinks are had, dice is thrown, and company is enjoyed.

    An interpretation of events surrounding the Capon's Champion quest.

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    05 May 2026

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    "Hans watched Henry and the Knight Bartosch spar, from his seat on the wooden bench, for what felt like the hundredth time that day, but was probably the third. An excessive amount, either way."

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    Hans doesn't know what his problem is, but as soon as he figures it out he's going to do something about it.

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    04 May 2026

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    "Are you cold?" Henry asked.

    Without armor, in hose and gambeson, he was still an imposing figure: tall and broad, hands stained with dirt and blood, jaw stubbornly stiff. His bare feet were a shock of white in the dirt. He held his helm with both hands, embracing the metal into his belly. His hair was damp with sweat. There was another string of bruises on his throat, shaped like two wide thumbs.

    Hans looked away. The tunic around Henry's knee had darkened. Blood was trickling into the dirt.

    Hans kills a man, prepares for a wedding, and tries to do at least one thing right.

    (Or: five times Hans and Henry didn't share a bed, and one time they did.)

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    01 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

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    One drunken night in Kuttenberg, Hans fantasizes with Henry about what their wedding could possibly look like. Somehow, this leads to Henry fulfilling an entirely different fantasy of his lord.

    Hansry Week Day 5 - Wedding

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    28 Apr 2026

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    It was both unexpected and not...

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