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After the war, Draco Malfoy is sentenced to a binding marriage. No one expects Harry Potter to offer himself—but he does. Out of duty, defiance, and something he can’t yet name.
It’s not love. But it might be something just as powerful.❤️Updates on Wednesdays❤️
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Draco sighed, “What do you want, Potter?”
“To talk.”
“Isn’t that what we’re doing now?” Draco asked, eyes flicking to the lift indicator. It had just a few floors to go.
“I mean properly. Sit down. Have a drink. Catch up.”
Draco turned back to him, brows raised. Potter wore that familiar look of stubborn determination, the one he’d had when he stood before the Dark Lord and taunted him like the maniac he is.
“Why?” Draco asked flatly. “What’s the point? We’ve never been friends. Why pretend now?”
“I don’t want to be friends,” Potter said, still wearing that infuriating look.
“Then I see no reason for us to continue this conversation.”
“I want us to date.”
Draco’s mouth fell open. Thank Merlin, no one was around to witness the mortification radiating off him like heat.
“I’ll owl you,” Potter added casually, like Draco had just agreed and confessed a lifelong crush.
Which was absolutely not the case.
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Cigarettes and Other Legal Expenses by outlandish82
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy knows three things:
1. The best things are the most expensive. Like the law firm he has on retainer.
2. He will not quit smoking.
3. If you want Harry Potter's attention, you might have to get arrested for it...repeatedly. -
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Harry Potter has a mystery to solve. No, not a dark artifact or a rogue curse--but a viral thirst-trap account that posts videos of him every spring and summer...all set to the same ridiculous song. The public loves it. Draco really loves it. And Harry? He's spiraling.
Armed with a well-stocked wardrobe, a body honed by combat training, too many tattoos, and a disturbing lack of trousers (Draco's fault), Harry is determined to unmask the anonymous poster--especially now that the footage is getting closer to home.
Featuring chaotic family dynamics, hoochie daddy shorts, sleuthing with zero subtlety, and one very invested husband, this summer Harry's going to find answers...or at least look good trying.
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Draco doesn’t know how to be soft. Not with himself, not with anyone else. But Harry Potter keeps offering himself up without demand or expectation, like softness is something he’s always known how to survive.
Set in the quiet aftermath of war, this is the story of how Draco learns to want. To trust. To stay.
A study in breath, in warmth, in the terrifying beauty of being seen—and letting yourself be held anyway.
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Draco hadn’t chosen the easy way out. He’d defied his parents and created his own path: whatever people thought, however little money he had, he had built a life for himself. And it was difficult. Hard. But more than he deserved.
Meanwhile, Harry had done exactly what had been expected of him, had moulded his life entirely the way he’d been supposed to. But then Ginny had left him anyway. And it was difficult. Unfair. And not at all what he’d expected.
Which was when he saw Draco Malfoy, clearly not particularly welcome, walking into the Ministry on a Friday afternoon nonetheless.
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29 May 2026
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When Harry stumbles upon Malfoy walking the streets of Muggle London, what else is he to do besides follow?
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28 May 2026
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Several years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco is sentenced to probation and employed at St. Mungos despite his lack of a wand. Auror Harry Potter has been assigned to his case, and slowly, friendship brews between the two of them.
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28 May 2026
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"The potion," Malfoy gasped.
It was the only warning he got before a thick plume of smoke descended on them, filling the room.
Harry couldn't help but breathe in surprise. It tasted sweet, almost cloyingly so.
"Bloody hell, I think I know what happened," Malfoy said. Harry couldn't even hear him properly, not until he was grabbed roughly by the arm and away from the hard floor to the soft bedding of one of their beds. "Potter, you absolute fucking fool. You turned our potion into a lust potion."
or: harry was getting used to having malfoy as his eighth year roommate. just his luck though, one potion project threatens to ruin it all.
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28 May 2026
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There are roots growing in Draco Malfoy’s chest. Twisted, spindly, spiky things that tear across his lungs as though they are made of dirt and clay.
They first bloomed just beneath his sternum in the summer before sixth year. Little more than a seed, the roots weren’t particularly painful at first. Just big enough to create a tight ball of pressure below his heart.
He wasn’t aware, at this point, of the nature of the pain in his chest. Perhaps he assumed it was anxiety. Stress. Fear. Terror. He was in the clutches of the Dark Lord, after all. Draco had plenty of reasons to experience pain in his chest.
So, when he began to wheeze while climbing the moving staircases, he simply believed himself to be out of shape.
When crimson splattered against his palm with every other cough, he just muttered a hushed cleansing charm.
And when he began to look as ill as he felt, it was just because he wasn’t eating well. Wasn’t taking care of himself.
He was more focused on that damned cabinet- on the threat to his family’s lives- than something as trivial as chest pain.
So Draco persisted. And the roots grew into flowers.
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25 May 2026