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Grievous Fun by papercutrambles for Outatimemcfly
Fandoms: Addams Family - All Media Types, Addams Family (TV 1964)
22 Jul 2024
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"Fester was asleep.
It was an incredibly rare event – the man could stay awake for weeks if he wanted to, and he often did exactly that. Being as energetic as he was, it was particularly strange when he was finally down, probably because of the sudden loss of his movement around the house. Many relatives simply believe it impossible for the man to rest – asking him when he last slept. The dates he manages to grasp from the air in response always make them howl with laughter – quite literally, depending on who it was.
Much like tornado chasers, it became a game to hunt down where he’d (probably unwillingly) collapsed whenever his body decided that he needed to sleep, but recently it had turned into something much more mischievous."
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Fester falls asleep. The Addams children challenge themselves to see how much they can stack on his head before he discovers what's happening.
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"Heisenberg?!" Ethan lowers his gun, feeling suddenly, horribly tired. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"Nice to see you too, Ethan." Ethan's first name practically drips out of Heisenberg's mouth. He's been using a dinner plate as an ashtray, Ethan notices—the kind of minor detail the mind focuses on in moments of extreme stress (god, he's probably lucky the bastard bothered to find himself an ashtray at all).
But Heisenberg's still talking: "Dropped by, you weren't home, so I let myself in. Wouldn't want me loitering around your porch, bringing down the neighbourhood, would you?"
Ethan grits his teeth. He'd actually forgotten just how annoying Heisenberg could be. "Which still doesn't explain what the hell you're doing here."
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