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Caesura 𝄓 a brief, silent pause, during which metrical time is not counted.
In a river of harmonious lines, you are the sole counterpoint. You are not part of the melody or the harmony; you are something else entirely.You are the silence that swallows up the music altogether.
or; an ivan character study in music terms.
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"for narnia!" and other such famous last words by paralogistical for atrophiedemotion
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
14 Jan 2026
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“So, remind me why I’m here again?” Sua grumbles.
“Because you’re the best cousin in the world, obviously,” Ivan singsongs, far too giddy at the prospect of checking off this particular item on his bucket list. It had taken the better part of the last month and a rather hefty bribe to convince her to do this for him, but it was going to be so worth the cost.
What was “this,” one might ask? Well… Ivan was planning on popping out of one of the closets in IKEA whilst shouting “For Narnia!” and he needed someone to record it for him.
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The touches at Ivan’s waist become more blatant; he’s openly feeling him up now, hand curved around the small of Ivan’s back. During one of those times he leans up to murmur into Ivan’s ear, “All that talk about my waist being ‘deliciously grabbable,’ but you’re not so bad yourself.”
Ivan makes a— noise, from the back of his throat. Till wonders what it would take to pull more of those noises out of him. He resolutely ignores how his own face grows warm at the sound.
or; till gains the upper hand for once.
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catching you; throw smiles in my face by paralogistical for _fengmei
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
27 Nov 2025
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Ivan pulls up to the school on a fucking motorcycle. Till is going to kill him.
He’s the weird emo loner at school, occasionally gets picked on, and constantly daydreaming in class because there’s a new song floating through his head. He’s trying to start his own band, but, well, there weren’t many people interested in this to begin with, let alone passionate enough to actually do something about it.
And then he met Ivan.
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- Part 8 of alnst drabbles
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Ivan is a terrible seatmate, no matter what anyone else says. Till refuses to believe that this girl is capable of being a decent, respectable stand partner when this is the third time she’s “accidentally” poked Till with her bow. And they're not even actual stand partners!
“What,” Till hisses under her breath. Ivan just smiles that terrible, good-for-nothing, cute shit-eating grin at her.
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- Part 6 of alnst drabbles
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swerving on the 405 by stargazernavalia (paralogistical)
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 May 2024
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drabbles i've written for ALNST, some of which have been posted on twitter and collected here for easy viewing
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short drabbles for jiaozi’s nezha movies!
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"And that's exactly why you don't have friends."
Till's head perks up in confusion, "I have friends."
Well, a friend. Only Ivan comes to mind.
"All I'm saying is, you could stand to meet people halfway every once in a while," he takes another sip, "Consider it a farewell courtesy from the cafe."
Till escapes the horrors of part-time food customer service yet somehow becomes more miserable (and gay)
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07 Aug 2026
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Leave Me The Fuck Alone! (But Kiss Me First) by I_luv_slushiesX9
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
22 Aug 2025
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"Aren't you supposed to be in class?" A low grating voice chides and Till's head snaps up and he groans because he knows that damn voice.
Speaking of jocks who bully him, here's his sorta kinda childhood best friend. They stopped talking much around the same time Ivan hit a huge growth spurt and learned to stop letting people catch him stealing Till's pencils to annoy the fuck out of him.
Or: Till just wants to skip class and avoid his asshole math teacher. Too bad his asshole ex-childhood best friend doesn't know how to leave him the hell alone.
Bookmarked by paralogistical
02 Aug 2026
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I Was Supposed To Be The Green Tea Bitch Antagonist Of This Love Story, So Why Is His White Moonlight Kissing Me?! by I_luv_slushiesX9
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
28 Sep 2025
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Till knows how these k-dramas go! This may be going a little off script but it always ends the same.
Ivan, as the first female love interest will end up with Till's annoying ass family friend.
And Till, the suppose to be scheming second love interest, will be thrown off a building or something while all the shippers cheer.
Till struggles helplessly against the kiss with renewed vigor after seeing flashes of her poor future circumstances.
Or: Till just wanted to live her life peacefully with her mom and get rid of her asshole neighbor Sadly Ivan decides she doesn't want to leave Till alone causing drama to ensue.
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02 Aug 2026
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400 Lux by revolvers
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Oct 2020
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“Boys,” he says out loud.
Lan Zhan takes back his boba and stirs it with the straw. Then he takes a sip, which Wei Ying had not been ready for, because his mouth had been on that straw about ten seconds ago, and if Lan Zhan’s mouth is also on that straw, now, then—“Boys?” Lan Zhan repeats. His tone is questioningly amused.
Then. Profit?
“Hhhhhhh.”
Straw? Mouth? Mouth? Lan Zhan chews on a pearl thoughtfully. “Take your time,” he says, swallowing. The bob of his throat under the white choker he’s wearing today can ruin entire cities, Wei Ying decides.
(Or, the one with food emojis as a love language.)
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01 Aug 2026
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Ivan had always associated summer with monochrome, boredom, and dullness. For him, it was the necessary gap in between school terms for a rest, time he spent buried in his books.
That, however, changes the first time he is brought to his family's orchard.Bookmarked by paralogistical
31 Jul 2026