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    Robert says something a little too honest to Herman. He doesn’t take it lightly and Robert is left feeling like an idiot.

    It only gets worse when Waterboy starts doing things to please Robert specifically.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Not quite finished but good… BAKAAAA Baka Baka… I’m supposed to get up and drive tmr??? Idk why I’m nervous to go home. I won’t even be there that long. BAKA Baka Baka🤦‍♂️

    -nobody care ME

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    When Herman was 7, Mecha Man saved his life.

    When Herman was 17, he watched the light leave Mecha Man’s eyes as he choked to death on his own blood.

    When Herman was 27, Shroud declared that they were finally taking back the Astral Pulse. They were going to kill Mecha Man.

    Again.

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    Herman is Shroud's second in command, Flood. In order to finally get their hands on the Astral Pulse, Herman goes undercover at SDN as the pathetic Waterboy. How far will he go to keep Shroud Happy..?

    No chapter this week, but we’ll be back next week! :D

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    05 Feb 2026

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    I’m really on some BULLSHIT but this is cute I like waterboy being evil. That one friend who really likes waterboy Herman from hit game Dispatch. I’m he’s

    -he’m i’s

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    In a community as small as Pelican town, gossip spread fast— whether you were interested in hearing about it or not.
    It was in this way Shane found out about the new farmer moving into town come springtime, apparently kin to the previous owner. Shane hadn’t officially met the old farmer, not that he remembered, but had heard stories from Gus, who sometimes slipped into the habit of getting chatty after Shane had been at the bar an hour too long.

    Unlike the rest of the town, though, Shane couldn’t care less about some new person worming their way into Pelican Town. He wasn’t exactly a socialite, and would be surprised to hear if anyone in this town even knew his last name. The only time he ever engaged with the community was during festivals, though it was more due to the urging of his aunt than genuine interest. Still, he stuck to himself, and no one, including him, seemed at all interested in breaking that habit.
    He was the town nobody... and maybe found himself believing that was the way he wanted it to be.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    I’m the googoo Gaga man and somehow everything works out in the end

    -holla for a dollar??????

  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    Every day the darkness seeps into Shane's brain a little more. Those cliffs in Cindersap Forest are starting to look like the only option. When a new farmer moves in to the overgrown farm next door and takes an interest in doing a bit of population control on the local "wildllife", Shane may have found someone he doesn't hate. They're both fighting monsters, after all, just different kinds.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    This was so cute but they didn’t fuck so I’m mad

    -the puppet master

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    03 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oooh Shane stardew how I love ur chud ass… I want to make him cry oh my fuck who said that 😶‍🌫️

    -French quiz