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The Gold Standard by Jackedrabbit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Nightwing (Comics)
22 Jan 2026
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Summary
A flash of something pink and shiny catches Jason’s eye, crunched in an aluminum ball and stuffed in the camper's door handle.
Oh shit.
“Wing, what does that wrapper say?”
“Why?” Dick drawls over the engine's death rattle, barely glancing up from his Twitter feed.
“Just read the fucking packaging,” Jason snaps back.
“Nerd’s Rope, 400 milligr- Jason did you give me a fucking edible?”
____________________________________In which the Red Hood attempts a union bust, suffers from Biblical road rage, smuggles drugs over the U.S-Mexico border, and cusses out Richard Nixon. Order of events not specified.
Series
- Part 1 of My Circus, My Monkeys