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What happens when a kidnapper forgets his chloroform? Three kids make a run for it.
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Lori met her favorite customers after only three weeks of working at Sip'n Brew. Out of the three, her absolute favorite customer was the second one that she met.
(or: the discovery of two murder victims in a small town upsets an otherwise peaceful retirement.)
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- Part 2 of The Retirement Tour
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Good things came in threes.
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Success looks like a king-sized bed and only the most important future plans.
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Three threats to a peaceful home: hitmen, vehicular accidents, and old hurts.
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- Part 1 of The Retirement Tour
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Ascian!Hythlodaeus AU.
Wherein Hythlodaeus and Emet-Selch have a falling out, and there are consequences.
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As it says on the tin: a sea-faring adventure featuring pirates and mermaids (or, one mermaid in particular).
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A time travel AU to Amaurot, and the consequences thereafter.
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One Half a Whole AU by vicariously kingly (pelted)
Fandom Red Dead Redemption, Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
04 Mar 2019
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Post-Finale. The Hotel finds Alastor right on the front lawn, unconscious and bleeding, still injured from Adam's blade. While he recovers, all of Hell scrambles to find out who his mysterious rescuer is.
Meanwhile, Vox tries not to freak out that he might have accidentally made a soul bond to save that deer asshole's life. All he had wanted to do was to scope out the ruins of Alastor's radio tower. Fuck him for being curious, he supposed.
(not on hiatus anymore! woohoo)
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28 Dec 2025
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“Fantastic. And why are you here? You’re free. I don’t want to see your face. Get the hell out and leave me be.” So I can lick my wounds in private.
“Oh, you know,” Alastor sing-songs. He pulls up a chair next to the sick bed, hops down on it, and primly crosses his legs. “After spending so much time here over the last week, I think I’ve gotten used to your hospitality. Maybe I miss being around you already!”
Vox knows Alastor is being sarcastic. He knows. And usually, he’d be able to shrug it off.
But he’s so damn beaten down already, the words are like a knife to the heart, making him bleed.
“I don’t want your fucking gloating,” he snarls. “You won. Is that what you wanted to hear? You were right about me, and I’ve failed, again, like you told me I would. Big fucking hurray to you. Go celebrate your victory with Princess Friendship.”
In the aftermath of Vox’s
mass-murder-suicide attemptfailed uprising, Alastor gives him a visit. It changes nothing, but it helps.Series
- Part 2 of Complicated and [redacted]
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11 Dec 2025
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When Dean’s body disappears from his bedroom after Metatron kills him, Sam nearly goes crazy looking for him—torturing demons, ruining relationships with other hunters, trying anything at all that will help. Digging through the Men of Letters archives, he finally finds a ritual that might bring Dean back. The cost isn’t something he worries about; when it comes to Dean, no cost is too high.
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- Part 19 of kink bingo fills
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29 Nov 2025
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“Jerry says he saw them going at it in the back of that car of theirs outside Atlanta last year, I swear to God.”
“Listen, man, I don’t like them either, but that’s a low blow. Jerry’s a fucking pervert.”
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19 Nov 2025
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The briefing was simple: ‘Stand guard over the Michael Sword until the battle is ready to commence. Await further instructions.’
Castiel doesn’t mind working security duty; he was briefed shortly after the initial salvation of the Sword from the pit, and again before taking up his position. He knows what to do. However, it’s easy to forget that the green room isn’t real. Time moves differently there, the space ever-changing to make a prison of mountains, cathedrals, salt flats, orchards, and whatever Castiel was led to believe about Heaven’s greatest weapon—Dean Winchester is something entirely unexpected.
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04 Nov 2025