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    So he lies there, spoon in mouth, as he wipes to the next profile - and suddenly the ice cream sticks in his throat. His eyes open wide, he chokes and has to cough to get up. The ice cream lands roughly on the coffee table, the phone slips out of his hand and falls to the floor with a thud. He crawls for it, grabs it, lifts it up - and stares.

    The image on the display makes him hold his breath for a moment.

    Louis, 40.

    His former teacher.

    Harry's gaze remains glued to the number. Forty. Damn. He'd always had a soft spot for older men. Mr Tomlinson had always been charming, clever, with a smile that got under his skin. And now?

    Now he's a fucking Silver Fox.

    He keeps on swiping.

    The next picture shows Mr Tomlinson on the beach. Sunglasses, a broad, open smile. Dark blue shorts, no shirt. The sun dances on his skin. A slim, defined stomach, fine chest hair, his gaze caught by the camera. Harry feels it immediately - the tingling in his lower belly. His dick twitches slightly.

    He doesn't know how long he has been staring at this picture. An impulse takes over. Without thinking, he swipes to the right.

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    They're all coping with the break in their own ways. Liam's learning new skills, Zayn's joined a charity that has him on another fucking continent, Niall's working out, Louis' growing a beard and Harry has a cat.

    Two months in, their house is overrun by cats and kittens, Harry is transforming into a feline, and Louis can't get head without interruption. The break is going great.

    Or, the canon fic where One Direction go on a six month break and Harry adopts a billion cats and that's it that's the fic.

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    Louis comes home to find Harry curled up in Louis' jumper on the couch. The difference between today and every other day is the fact that Harry has somehow been turned into a cat. Confusion, insanity and boys being boys - but at the end of the day, Louis finds out that things don't actually change all that much.

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    When 21-year-old Harry decides to crash his dickhead ex’s wedding in his best Gucci suit, he has absolutely no intention of causing a scene, nor of getting physical -- in one way or another -- with his ex’s sexy older brother. But, as his ex taught him so well, things don’t always go to plan.

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    “Will tried to talk him out of it. They all did, bless them, but they also all hid the fact that they were going until Harry caught them red-handed coordinating outfits on a wedding-specific group chat.
    Moral of the story, his friends are all dicks who feel perfectly comfortable attending the wedding reception of the ex that left Harry stuck to his bedsheets like a used condom for a month straight. It’s the least they could do to plus-one him into the eye of the storm.”

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    Louis is used to looking after difficult guests at Palais Solstice in Monte Carlo. He’s not used to looking after a spoiled, glitter-brained omega who smells like heat and trouble, sprawls out in uncontained clothes, and doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing to Louis (and Louis’ inner alpha).

    So. A week in Monaco, a job Louis can’t walk away from, and the slow slide from irritation to something much filthier.

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