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A meditation on time and space and the ending of a marriage. Ed and Stede meet at a bar while Stede's traveling for work. This story is about the ripples from that night.
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18 Mar 2026
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Ed picks Stede up at a bar for what ought to be a one-night stand, but it turns out they're attending the same academic conference the next day.
“Yes, please, a – Loose Cannon, did you say? Really, how charmingly nautical.” There. Words. Sub-optimal words, but words nonetheless. He grins, aiming it toward the stranger while taking him in in smaller doses. Leather boots, faded, artfully ripped black jeans, a purple cropped shirt under a silky, billowy black – kimono? Overshirt? Facial scruff. Lots of hair, salt and pepper, pepper only just winning out, for now. Tattooed knuckles, forearms, collarbone. Earring, silver stacking rings on most fingers, a nose stud that somehow softens the whole, well, lewk and – okay, he’s staring. He stares some more as the man reaches to accept his own drink, revealing more tattoos up the arm and an inch more of skin below the crop top. The stranger makes some obscure gesture to the bartender, then meets Stede’s eyes, which he worries might actually be protruding from his skull, like a cartoon. AwOOga.
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- Part 1 of Pirates of the Care-i-Bae'n
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12 Mar 2026
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wanna fly away (i don't know where my soul is) by ghostalservice, petrichorca
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Sep 2023
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Andalite scientist Stedeth-Esgarrouth-Bonnetil crash lands in an abandoned construction site, pursued by the vicious Visser Four, a high level leader in the Yeerk invasion of Earth. A small motley crew of humans rescues him, and in return he gives them the power to morph—to turn into animals—so that they can resist the quiet but destructive war being waged on their world.
Ed Teach’s mom went missing a long time ago. He’s worked through it, goes to therapy, owns his bar; while it wasn’t exactly what he expected, life has been pretty good. Still, he was thinking about packing it all in, until he sees a falling star and encounters a blue four-legged alien called Stede.
Their meeting will change everything.
(Written for the OFMD AU-gust challenge)
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- Part 1 of OFMD Animorphs AU
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14 Jun 2025
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Every Snowflake Is Different (Just Like You) by oatmilktruther
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Jan 2024
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Ed might dress like a goth leather daddy, but that doesn't mean he can't have fourteen plushies in his bed and that definitely doesn't mean you can make fun of him for them.
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20 Jan 2025
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An IT AU, mainly lighthearted and slow burning.
Stede Bonnet is a young professional new to office life and having trouble adjusting.
He swiftly proves to be quite the polite menace of IT professional Edward Teach, much to his intrigue and fascination.Bookmarked by pervertthings
27 Jul 2024