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bacon hotline, what's your emergency? by platehate
Fandoms: スキップとローファー | Skip to Loafer (Manga)
14 Mar 2026
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In which the universe proves that there's a time and place for everything, up to and including the impossible.
Mika and Mukai, ft. chance encounters and multiple changes of mind, sometime towards the end of their first year.
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In a world where Iwakura Mitsumi doesn't come to Tokyo, Shima Sousuke skips his first day of high school.
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(No Mitsumi AU - without Shima present, Mukai and Mika face down the prospect of bonding with their classmates in different ways than they would in canon. Things sort of spiral from there.)
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'tis the season (or: lost in translation) by platehate
Fandoms: スキップとローファー | Skip to Loafer (Manga)
20 Dec 2023
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The English Conversation Club holds Christmas season romcom screenings! Mukai is invited, and he goes, because why not? It's fun. Until Obuchi and Egashira find themselves having to explain to Mukai exactly why half the club started laughing when the smarmy main actor leaned over to his love interest and purred 'jingle my bells'.
That is, decidedly, the most un-fun part of the event.
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–like fingerprints.
Mukai and Mika, in conversation by the sea and other places.
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It starts like this: Shima Sousuke gets a call from his mother.
Mukai starts to pat her on the back, soft and unsure. "You okay, Egashira?"
The adrenaline makes her hiccup a laugh.
"Yeah," she says, "thanks to you."
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inspired by the gsnk anime ending
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one-shots for one-shots by maybe (platehate), platehate
Fandom Bitter Trap (Takagi Shigeyoshi), Sayonara Kodomotachi, ヌードモデル | Nude Model
25 May 2019
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what it says on the tin.
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From Orlando and Rosalind's point of view, Oliver and Celia fell in love at first sight. From their own point of view, it's a bit more complicated.
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30 Mar 2026
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The morning after Sarah Williams defeats the Goblin King, she gets up and makes toast.
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21 Feb 2026
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Double Agent Vader by Fialleril
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
06 Dec 2017
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The one where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion.
This is a collection of oneshots that all fit into the same universe, but posted in no particular order. Updated when the muse strikes me.
Alternate summary, according to TV Tropes: A man attempts to escape slavery by turning into one of his culture heroes, teaching his daughter how to do magic, killing people, and flower arranging.
For more about this 'verse, check out the tag on my tumblr.
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03 Jan 2026
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The Secret in the Heart of the Forest by myrskytuuli
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Mar 2026
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"Well. This is either going to end in homicide or in a group hug."
One didn't need to be a legilimens to know that absolutely no one was putting their money on the group hug situation.
Or, the marauders, Lily, Severus, Regulus and Narcissa are having the worst night ever. Wannabe death-eaters, one botched human sacrifice, and an ancient stone circle later they are stuck in a faerie otherworld, without magic, without supplies and without a plan. They have no choice but to work together to survive, which already is putting their changes of making it back home decidedly lower.- Language:
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- 29/29
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26 Dec 2023
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How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2018
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Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.
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29 Mar 2024