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“shit wrong account” — Erling Haaland, after accidentally hard launching his situationship with Jude Bellingham at 2:17 AM to his 10M followers.
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“how many retweets to shoot you?”
Louis, a photographer shoots his shot at a famous French musician. It works and things get messy. A story told through social media posts.
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- Part 1 of oh shoot
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“If it’s still bothering you… how about we make a bet? A consolation prize for the loser. Whoever loses gets to do whatever they want to the winner. That way we both win. You lose, you still get what you want. No limits.”
Jude frowned slightly. “Why does this sound like you have an ulterior motive?”
Haaland let out a soft laugh. “Why would I? I’m not throwing the match, if that’s what you’re thinking. Sorry, I love fucking you… but I also love winning.”
Jude went quiet, turning the idea over in his head. It could actually work. If he won and Haaland got to take what he wanted from him afterwards, he’d feel less guilty. And if he lost… he could release all that tension on Haaland and move on.
“No limits?” he asked.
“No limits,” Haaland confirmed, his eyes darkening.
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my very real long distance boyfriend who lives in paris by predatorstat
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
13 Jul 2026
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Lestat: I TOLD YOU one million times to stop setting me up on your stupid fucking blind dates!! I have a boyfriend
Lestat is in a long distance relationship with his highschool sweetheart who his friends have never met. They all get to know each other.
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devour me gently by eldritchdyke, predatorstat
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Jul 2026
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“...What kind of creature are you?” Louis finally asks, unable to hold the question any longer.
Lestat’s striking blue eyes gleam. “Does it matter so much?”Louis meets a mysterious creature in the woods.
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“No, who do you think you’re talking to?” Haaland growled. The sound reverberated in the air, making a shiver run down Jude’s spine, but not out of fear. Later, all alone in his bedroom, he would have enough time to think about his reaction. For now, all he could do was watch the scene in front of him with unblinking eyes, entranced. “This isn’t an ordinary person, and you’re not at a pub chatting with your mates and spitting prejudiced bullshit. This is your Crown Prince, His Highness, and you will not offend him in my presence. Do you understand?”
Or; As a Crown Prince and omega, Jude Bellingham was more than used to getting whatever he wanted, wherever he wanted it - until he met Erling Haaland, his newly assigned bodyguard, the alpha of his dreams, and the one he seemingly couldn’t have.
Bookmarked by jude (predatorstat)
30 Jul 2026
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Offering my cold bones to conquer your warm heart by Catm0mma2000
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Jude Bellingham/Erling Haaland - Fandom, Jude Bellingham/Erling Håland - Fandom
07 Aug 2026
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After the Saxon kingdom slaughters a great portion of the northern people, the Vikings come for revenge. Jude wants only one thing in this war, to keep his young brother alive. But when a Viking soldier sets his eyes on Jude, survival becomes far more complicated. Can Jude trust the enemy to protect them both? Or is Jobe nothing more than a leash around his throat? Is Jude ready to pay the price of freedom? Does he ever get to be truly free?
Bookmarked by jude (predatorstat)
29 Jul 2026
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“You may stay here.” It’s only four words, but they rock his world. His eyes snap back up to Haaland, gratitude on the tip of his tongue.
“I have one condition, though,” Erling says, Jude nodding his head.
“Whatever it takes.”
”Be my mate. Your son will be my heir.” The floor falls from underneath Jude’s feet. It feels like he’s spiraling, like he can barely breathe.
“Excuse me?” Jude yells, his son opening his eyes.
[or: in an effort to escape an awful situation, jude bellingham finds himself begging for asylum on erling haaland’s shores. he gets more than he bargained for.]
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- Part 1 of larper’s country
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Bookmarked by jude (predatorstat)
29 Jul 2026
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“Oh, Erling,” Jobe sighs dramatically, his tone teasing again, as if reading Jude’s mind. “My big, strong Erling. Oh please won’t you bid for my hand and make me forever yours.”
“Shut up,” Jude laughs, his face crimson now. “You are so cringe. You know it’s not like that. We’re just friends.”
Jobe rolls his eyes playfully.
“We are!” Jude insists. “Come on. Think of what I’m dealing with here. When you turn twenty-one, wouldn’t you rather marry someone you actually like?”
“I know,” Jobe says softly, kissing his brother’s cheek. “I get it. I’m just teasing you. I don’t envy you. I know you wouldn’t be doing this if you didn’t have to. And I want you to find some sort of happiness from your marriage. So if you have to marry someone, it might as well be him.”
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As he approaches his twenty-first birthday, Prince Jude of the Kingdom of Bellingham will be offered to the royal families of the neighbouring kingdoms, so that their eligible alphas may bid for his hand in marriage if they wish. There is one alpha prince who Jude hopes will bid for his hand, but he’s not sure if Erling of Haaland even wants him, and he knows that there are others willing to pursue him…
Bookmarked by jude (predatorstat)
29 Jul 2026
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Phil has Clark and Mary collect a sample from Captain Clark.
Bookmarked by jude (predatorstat)
28 Jul 2026