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It was the anniversary of the day Lilith had left.
Not something Alastor had ever seen himself caring about, but Lucifer's steadily growing low mood had weighed on him as though it were his own, and he knew this sort of thing typically cheered a man up. He was no fool. Besides – it was rather fitting, wasn't it? Presenting Lucifer with such a memento on such a day? He had no need to remember his absent wife, not when Alastor was around.
Rosie gestured towards the chaise lounge. “Alright then. Let's see what we're working with.”
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Or: Alastor has a rather unique idea to soothe Lucifer's upset mind. A boudoir photoshoot might not be a traditional kind of 'cheering up' tool, but it ought to do the job, no?
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- Part 60 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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11 May 2026
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Lucifer Morningstar keeps bringing Alastor apples.
He doesn’t explain why. He doesn’t have to. And no matter how many times Alastor refuses, Lucifer keeps coming back.
It isn’t about temptation or corruption. It isn’t a game or a power move like Alastor thinks.
It’s an intentional statement.
“I don’t give things to people I don’t intend to keep.”
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01 May 2026
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"Vincent, can you show me your face?" He remains as gentle as he can be.
Vincent fully comes out, his body sagging as if the action took everything out of him. Alastor feels his face growing pale, a feeling of dread hitting him hard and fast like a bullet. Now that Vincent is fully in his view, he sees how much worse the damage to his body is. His poor eye is completely swollen over, hues of sickening yellow, purple, and blue morph around the area in a terrible bruise. There's crusted up blood all around his eye too, the man must have punched him hard enough to rupture something. His lip has a smaller gash in it, not nearly as severe but still undeniably painful from the looks of it. Alastor wants to punch himself square in the face. Vincent had been up here alone for over an hour, completely injured and scared out of his mind, and Alastor let it happen. His shame courses inside of him like the waves of a river.
"Oh, you poor thing..."
________Vincent gets cocky and messes up his and Alastor's kill. He's left with a black eye and a furious radio host shouting at him. AKA Vincent agere hurt/comfort.
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- Part 6 of Radiostatic & murdermedia shenanigans
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23 Apr 2026
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The Boiling Point at the End of the Rope by MothballMilkshake for SleepySpecter
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Apr 2026
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Alastor is having a terrible, horribe, no good, very bad day. Or week. He's in a bad mood and every single person around him seems to be conspiring to make that worse, be it Rosie, Husk - or Charlie. The one person he can count on not to make it worse is Lucifer, but can he really risk his own black mood jumping into a man that's so susceptible to them in the first place?
That's not his choice to make.
Lucifer wants to help, and the traffic light system is useful for more than just illicit activities.
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Or: Lucifer makes a 'safe places to pet your Radio Demon' chart and helps Alastor unwind.
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- Part 58 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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11 Apr 2026
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Valentine’s day is approaching hell and Alastor is dreading it to say the least. While normally he is not one to participate in ridiculous frivolities, this year is different. Despite all the odds, he does have an… interest for a certain king as annoying as it could be. He questions himself if he should do something about it along with hearing some advice and ideas from sinners all around him, whether he wanted to hear them or not.
TL;DR Alastor overthinks Valentine’s day and he proves that he’s the fakest idgaf’er around.
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08 Mar 2026