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It was the anniversary of the day Lilith had left.
Not something Alastor had ever seen himself caring about, but Lucifer's steadily growing low mood had weighed on him as though it were his own, and he knew this sort of thing typically cheered a man up. He was no fool. Besides – it was rather fitting, wasn't it? Presenting Lucifer with such a memento on such a day? He had no need to remember his absent wife, not when Alastor was around.
Rosie gestured towards the chaise lounge. “Alright then. Let's see what we're working with.”
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Or: Alastor has a rather unique idea to soothe Lucifer's upset mind. A boudoir photoshoot might not be a traditional kind of 'cheering up' tool, but it ought to do the job, no?
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- Part 60 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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11 May 2026
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Lucifer Morningstar keeps bringing Alastor apples.
He doesn’t explain why. He doesn’t have to. And no matter how many times Alastor refuses, Lucifer keeps coming back.
It isn’t about temptation or corruption. It isn’t a game or a power move like Alastor thinks.
It’s an intentional statement.
“I don’t give things to people I don’t intend to keep.”
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01 May 2026
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"Vincent, can you show me your face?" He remains as gentle as he can be.
Vincent fully comes out, his body sagging as if the action took everything out of him. Alastor feels his face growing pale, a feeling of dread hitting him hard and fast like a bullet. Now that Vincent is fully in his view, he sees how much worse the damage to his body is. His poor eye is completely swollen over, hues of sickening yellow, purple, and blue morph around the area in a terrible bruise. There's crusted up blood all around his eye too, the man must have punched him hard enough to rupture something. His lip has a smaller gash in it, not nearly as severe but still undeniably painful from the looks of it. Alastor wants to punch himself square in the face. Vincent had been up here alone for over an hour, completely injured and scared out of his mind, and Alastor let it happen. His shame courses inside of him like the waves of a river.
"Oh, you poor thing..."
________Vincent gets cocky and messes up his and Alastor's kill. He's left with a black eye and a furious radio host shouting at him. AKA Vincent agere hurt/comfort.
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- Part 6 of Radiostatic & murdermedia shenanigans
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23 Apr 2026
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The Boiling Point at the End of the Rope by MothballMilkshake for SleepySpecter
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Apr 2026
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Alastor is having a terrible, horribe, no good, very bad day. Or week. He's in a bad mood and every single person around him seems to be conspiring to make that worse, be it Rosie, Husk - or Charlie. The one person he can count on not to make it worse is Lucifer, but can he really risk his own black mood jumping into a man that's so susceptible to them in the first place?
That's not his choice to make.
Lucifer wants to help, and the traffic light system is useful for more than just illicit activities.
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Or: Lucifer makes a 'safe places to pet your Radio Demon' chart and helps Alastor unwind.
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- Part 58 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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11 Apr 2026
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Valentine’s day is approaching hell and Alastor is dreading it to say the least. While normally he is not one to participate in ridiculous frivolities, this year is different. Despite all the odds, he does have an… interest for a certain king as annoying as it could be. He questions himself if he should do something about it along with hearing some advice and ideas from sinners all around him, whether he wanted to hear them or not.
TL;DR Alastor overthinks Valentine’s day and he proves that he’s the fakest idgaf’er around.
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08 Mar 2026
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Fat Nuggets helps Husk perform some magic tricks for their favourite spider guy.
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05 Mar 2026
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Six Dates, Six Different Ways by AGentor
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Feb 2026
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Lucifer accidentally slips up and tells the other sins that he is back on the market, not only that but he is engaged once more! The sins are baffled and demand to meet their new in-law to which Lucifer reluctantly caves into doing.
So with a pep talk from Charlie and reassurance from his fiancée Alastor, the two set off on a journey throughout hell to meet the other sins. With Alastor being Alastor, can anything go wrong?
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18 Feb 2026
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February was the worst month of the calendar year.
The usual red skies of Pentagram City had been painted pink from all the commotion, mocking Alastor everywhere he looked. Balloon arches in the shape of hearts were trussed up far and wide. Teddybears and chocolate confection (with and without edibles, and worse) crowded the vendors in the entertainment district.
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Alastor hates February 14th with a fiery passion. With a little patience, hopefully Lucifer can ease those shoulders down and show him it doesn't have to be the worst day of the year.Bookmarked by prettynonexistent
15 Feb 2026
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“And what price did you have in mind for…‘indulging in my curiosity’, exactly?”
“Oh, no price at all! I did have a game in mind, however. Nothing nefarious and it gets us something we both want. You? Answers. Me? Entertainment!”
“Alright. What are the terms of the game?”
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08 Feb 2026
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After being cell buddies for 7 years, Alastor and Lucifer are used to being close to the other all the time. When Charlie asks them to sit in different sides of the dinner table in the hotel to start working on their "codependency" Lucifer might lose his mind. Just a bit. Thankfully he's not the only one.
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27 Jan 2026
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"I think you’re the only person in this building who’s actually honest about how broken they are. And I think that’s a hell of a lot more attractive than any 'Angel Dust' act you put on."
He gave Angel’s hand a short, firm squeeze before letting go and turning to grab a bottle of rye. "But yeah, your legs probably hurt 'cause you wear those ridiculous heels. Sit upright for once and maybe your back'll stop seizing."
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16 Jan 2026
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“Would you love me if i was a fly?”
The words almost fell on deaf ears to the deer.
“Pardon?”
He asked, slight confusion seizing on his face. “Nothing!” Lucifer shook his head like he wanted to erase whatever thought was swimming through his brain, before walking up to the table as well to sit next to Alastor.
“Alright then”
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Literally a ‘would you love me if i was a worm’ situation between radioapple; except they never really ask the worm question..
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a self-indulgent fic inspired by the radioapple animation “would you still love me if i was…?” by alloplush on yt!
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01 Jan 2026
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In where Luci just broke up with her long relationship boyfriend, saw a rather fine looking bikerboy that was cruising her nearest convenient store, she decided to take all of her courage to talk to the biker, only for the biker to flick open their visor and she saw a dark chocolate eyes, soft feminine eyes and she take a step back and she felt her cheeks heat up.
“I’m not a boy but I can still take you for a ride?” the biker girl told her.
And by god, let the Earth open up and swallow her.
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28 Dec 2025
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When The Lovin’ Starts (And The Lights Go Down) by NudgeYourHeart
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Dec 2025
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“Most demons in Hell can’t, Smiles. Even if the words are written on paper— it’s all in the tone, the action—“
“I get the gist.”
“Bet you’re terrible at flirtin’.”
And that— Alastor couldn’t help his screech of static, neck clicking in his speed, glaring at Angel over his monocle. Angel, who had grown immune to his intimidation tactics with the understanding that Alastor wouldn’t hurt him, instead smirking over his cocktail, raising an eyebrow.
“Do ya not agree?”
“Let it be known, my dear, there is nothing I cannot do.”
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Or, Alastor proves a point by making Lucifer fall in love with him
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27 Dec 2025
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A Pond of Your Own by Leo_Wolf
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Dec 2025
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Holding the bag of green peas, Lucifer’s brain tried to process all the information while his fingers separated the small veggies. So, there was a new pocket dimension in their office. One that Alastor and Charlie had collaborated to create. As a Sinsmas present. And it looked just as the pond he had created in Eden. On top of that, twelve ducks inhabited it now. Real ducks. No demonic. Just… normal. His first creation.
The bag of peas made a ‘thud’ noise as it dropped to the floor. He turned to face Alastor, arms reaching up to grab the sides of his shirt.
“I’m going to kiss you now.”
Just as the warn left his lips, he pulled the sinner down and stretched up to reach his mouth, meeting him half way.
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It's Sinsmas time, Lucifer is close to a depressive episode and Alastor considers putting a little bit on effort in his present. After all, it's not like creating a new pocket dimension and gather some earthly ducks is so difficult...
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- Part 17 of Bonds Across Hell and Heaven
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23 Dec 2025
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So let's face it (you had me at "hello") by Super_cassinova
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
18 Dec 2025
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Alastor first danced with the Devil—the king of Hell himself—after he committed his first murder behind a building at a dark alley.
"Oh, uhh, I haven't thought about that."
Alastor gritted his teeth through a tight smile. “Well, what do you like, Lucifer?”
“Like?” Lucifer said a little stupidly. “Uhm, I like ducks. Yeah, ducks! They're awesome!”
“Anything else?” Alastor coaxed a little irritably.
“I guess I like dancing too. And music. And uh—”
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Or, five times Alastor and Lucifer dance as a form of their deals. And one time they do it out of mutual love.
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19 Dec 2025
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we all are living in a dream, but life ain't what it seems by eliniel for winterveritas
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Dec 2025
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One night, Alastor wakes up inside of someone else's dream. Imagine his surprise when he finds out that the dream's owner is none other than the man who annoys him the most.
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- Part 13 of Various Radioapple Stories
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15 Dec 2025
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In the remains of Vox's divine weapon, Lucifer appeared nearly forgotten. However, it was the most unexpected of sinners—equally injured and battered—who reached out a hand and pulled him from the wreckage.
The Demon’s hand lingered—a disconcertingly warm weight on the King's upper arm—waiting to ensure Lucifer was steady on legs that felt like crumbling stone. The foreign, sustained contact made Lucifer’s skin prickle, but it was not the expected nausea of disgust. To his utter horror, deep in the marrow of his bone-deep exhaustion, he found himself profoundly relieved to feel the slightest bit of a comforting, steadying presence—a touch that was not administered in pain or malice. He had been utterly alone in the wreckage, surrounded only by the ghosts of his own inadequate power, and now the unlikeliest of sinners was showing the rarest, most forbidden form of basic consideration.
“Careful, Bambi,” Lucifer murmured, the nickname laced with a dry, venomous sting. “Someone might actually start to think you have a heart."
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- Part 1 of State of Affairs
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01 Dec 2025
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yes, it can be lonely (but hey, do what you will) by mimi_kc_i
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
17 Nov 2025
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Tommy forced his way into Grian’s life the same way Tommy did to everyone else. Literally and with a bony elbow in his side.
“See, sir?” A child (and those were not allowed this close to the arena) weaseled his way in between Grian’s arm and his torso. “Told you I was with my dad.”
Grian simply stared at the child, the Mod the kid was evidently running from looking between them dubiously.
The kid elbowed him. Hard.
“Had him young.” Grian wheezed as his kidney wept.
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Grian feeds Tommy once and is stuck with him forever. Not that Grian minds.Series
- Part 3 of Tommy continuously gets adopted !
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18 Nov 2025
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While Tommy had been busy getting beaten to death in prison, Tubbo and Ranboo had moved in together, adopted a child, and gotten married. The fact that they’d managed to do so in the span of three days was admittedly rather impressive. It did still sting, though. Tommy had found out about all of those new developments a few days after being released.
Truth be told, Tommy had stopped listening at some point. He was glad that Tubbo looked so happy, but a part of him couldn’t help but notice that he’d been left behind yet again.
Because of his distraction, however, he mindlessly agreed to something his friend had said. He knew because Tubbo had beamed at him and had started happily moving about his living room, looking into his chests for valuables. Tommy could have asked him what was going on. Sure, maybe Bee Boy would have been upset that he wasn’t actually listening, but an infraction so minor was easy to apologize for. Really, it would have been the best course of action. Unfortunately, his brain wasn’t working with him that day. Finding a coherent thought among the dark clouds that had formed up there felt like an impossible challenge.
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or, Tommy goes through a series of misunderstandings
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- Part 31 of Clingytober 2025
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31 Oct 2025