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    “Terrible name, by the way,” Ilya told Svetlana. “We will need to think of new one. This is not 1970’s porn. He is pretty and innocent. Sweet.”

    “Oh,” Svetlana said, craning her neck to stare at Ilya’s laptop. “Oh. He is just your type.”

    “I don’t have a type,” Ilya lied. If Ilya did have a type—and he did, maybe a little, because if a man didn’t have a preference, he didn’t get to have an opinion—it was this. Muscular but not in an obsessive bodybuilder sort of way, a strong brow, and an ass that Ilya could practically see jiggle when spanked.

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    29 Mar 2026

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    “Mr. Hollander.” Ilya swallows. “Is a pleasure to meet you, sir.” Pleasure is an understatement, but he can’t parse through English definitions fast enough to find a better word.
    “Congratulations.” Mr. Hollander holds up his glass and nods towards Ilya. “No one deserves it more than you, kid. Your work ethic…” Mr. Hollander shakes his head, eyebrows raised, and lets out a low whistle. “You’re hungry. It’s impressive.”

    Ilya Rozanov is the best damn rookie the NHL has ever seen. Shane Hollander, captain of the Metros and three-time Stanley Cup winner with over 700 career goals (not that Ilya is counting, thank you very much), just wants to help him celebrate.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    Missing luggage. MLH Draft. Apartment Hunting. Gay bars. Brand Deals. All before he turned 20. BF?!?
    Luca Haas needs a break.break.break.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    The ongoing adventures of Scott and Ilya, the Fairy Gay Mothers of the MLH

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    28 Mar 2026

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    A place for fics featuring the unlikely and growing friendship between Ilya Rozanov and Kip Grady and how they make that everyone else's (mainly Scott's and Shane's) problem.

    Featuring confused hockey players, cocky Russians, sassy New Yorkers, a few cameos from other Hockey boys (Shout out to Adam and Riley from 'The Shots You Take' Please read their book because I feel like I am shouting into the void about my love for these two) Rugby players and now, the starting line of the Ottawa Centaurs.

    Fic 1 - Troublemaker (Kip and Ilya meet)
    Fic 2 - Peace Keeper (Kip and Ilya's friendship deepens)
    Fic 3 - Troublemaker 2.5 (Crossover with TSYT)
    Fic 4 - Truth Teller (Ilya reveals his secret to Kip)
    Fic 5 - In Their Corner (Kip meets Shane)
    Fic 6 - In A Blue Moon (Scott and Shane talk)
    Fic 7 - Give Peace a Chance (Ilya introduces Kip to Luca)
    Fic 8 - An Act of War (Adam and Riley return to help Ilya and Troy)
    Fic 9 - Weather the Storm (Footage gets leaked and the boys react)
    Fic 10 - Finding Light (A Wedding finally takes place)
    Fic 11 - Goalie FIght! (Seriously, it's a Goalie Fight)
    Fic 12 - The New Admiral (The Cat distribution system wins again)
    Fic 13 - TBC

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    28 Mar 2026