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NSFW Barduil Art Gallery, Volume II [2026] by pseudohades
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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⋆ Second verse, same as the first: I'm putting my NSFW art on ao3 so it's easier to find, and dividing it by year to keep pieces of comparable quality together.
⋆ Includes Canon setting and AUs.Latest Chapter: [E] The most confusing blowjob Bard has ever given (mer!Thranduil)
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- Part 2 of Pseudohades' NSFW Art Galleries
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NSFW Barduil Art Gallery, Volume I [2024-2025] by pseudohades
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Feb 2026
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For more recent art, see the latest fic in this series
NSFW Barduil artwork done in 2024 and 2025
Latest Chapter: Thigh Humping | 18 April 2025Series
- Part 1 of Pseudohades' NSFW Art Galleries
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Art of Bard kissing Thranduil's cock through lace panties under a pencil skirt, as seen in Billet-doux. That's it.
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- Part 3 of Decade and One Verse
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“The dead do not give up their secrets.”
“You're not dying here,” says Bard, with such conviction it nearly makes Thranduil recoil. “We’ll outlast the orcs, get you to the healers’ tent.”
“So I can meet my end there, instead? Your optimism is… astonishing."
“You can't die, Thranduil.”
Thranduil almost laughs again in his pain-hazed delirium. He is speaking with all the clarity of a drunkard, now— a comparison more apt than he'd like to admit. “Does this look like a healthy wound to you? Every minute the contaminant remains in my body, the poison spreads. It will kill me, Dragonslayer, it does not need your permission for that.”
or: Thranduil has sex again. Bard is just trying to save his life.
OR: The (accidental) wound fingering & elf marriage fic, take it or leave it. -
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My contribution to Barduil Secret Santa 2024, inspired by BiSquared's wonderful fic Kairos.
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Decade and One Verse by bishkebab, pseudohades
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
24 May 2025
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Pseudohades' NSFW Art Galleries by pseudohades
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
04 May 2026
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lilt dínen by tombombadildo
Fandoms: J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth Legendarium & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
07 Feb 2026
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"Shhh," Aragorn orders, tightening his grip on Faramir's waist. The warning is unnecessary; the Steward is oft more mindful in this regard than the King — although the Steward's will is, at this moment, being considerably stretched.
...It is also not the only thing being stretched.
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AKA: The King and the Steward, a reckless game, and a familiar third party.
Bookmarked by pseudohades
20 May 2026
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the careless feel of a bit of steel burns like a red-hot spit by TheHellAccount for basketofnovas (slashmarks)
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Jan 2026
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Galadriel, still rather perturbed from her journey to Beleriand, tries to navigate Melian's curiosity about the flight of the Noldor.
or; what if you wanted to rape and gaslight a pretty blonde but she was still so so so fucked up from unrelated trauma would that be mildly inconvenient or what
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Bookmarked by pseudohades
20 May 2026
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"Would you like to be kissed?"
It takes Bard by surprise. His eyes widen as he considers. "You do not need to ask. I am yours." He says, because that's what he's supposed to say. He knows his place here, and his place is wherever someone else decides.
"The only way I will have you is willing," Thranduil replies gently, leaning closer. A few strands of golden hair brush Bard's face. Again, he asks, "Would you like to be kissed?"
"Yes," Bard replies, breathless, before remembering his manners. "Please, Your Majesty."
Bookmarked by pseudohades
17 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP i need to know where this goes,,, people actually like my headcanons that's crazyyyy
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Held in the Court of Winter by FoxtrotFiction
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Oct 2025
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Bard finds an elvish jewel and returns it due to its size and wonders at its possible significance, but he quickly gets snowed into Mirkwood, and he's stuck with Thranduil for nearly a week.
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- Part 1 of Barduil in Seasons
Bookmarked by pseudohades
02 Oct 2025
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Very sweet and written well!
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After the battle of five armies and before Thorin's burial. Bard the Bowman gifts to Thranduil the Emeralds of Girion and they capture a night of intimacy. I rewatched the movies recently, felt like writing a denouement for them both.
Bookmarked by pseudohades
18 Dec 2025
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Fleeting by raecast
Canonverse
Smut with great prose and A+ dialogue