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Everything's gone but the bookshop. Satan's just appeared.
Except... everything's not gone. Quite. Nor everyone.
A fix-it inspired by a lovely comment from siriogold on my Tumblr rant over whatever that was.
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15 May 2026
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Sometimes, the universe is very large, and sometimes, it's something small and round.
SPOILERS FOR THE FINALE
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14 May 2026
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of beasts and bated desires by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Aug 2023
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“I know you’ve always been so terribly eager and keen to please,” Aziraphale sighs, fondly shaking his head. “I suppose I only wish things had been—not so regimented, and a little more organic for our first time. Sentimentality always betrays me, but I think you deserved something so much more lovely than all that.”
“I got you out of it,” Crowley croaks, slumping into a wrecked sprawl across the settee. “That’s what I wanted. That’s all I needed.”
Aziraphale’s expression softens as he gently reaches over to pass a hand over Crowley’s hot forehead, pushing his hair back away from his face. “Even when I looked like that great big brute of a mountain spirit?” he asks. “I’ve always wondered if it was too much.”
Crowley squeezes his eyes shut and feels the brewing words clap out of him like thunder before he can even attempt to slap a hand over his mouth to apprehend them. “Sometimes I sit around and daydream about you taking that form again and raking me over the bloody coals for old time’s sake,” he blurts. “No’thatitmatters, but.”
Aziraphale’s palm comes to an abrupt stop and rests on the crown of Crowley’s head. “Do you really?” he asks a bit breathlessly.
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02 May 2026
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his cup runneth over by blackeyedblonde for ChristocentricQueer
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Apr 2021
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“I suppose that would depend,” Aziraphale says carefully, making a brief glance upward. “Specifically, on the nature and terms of your indulgence. What did you have in mind?”
“Well,” Crowley sighs, putting one hand in his pocket and rocking back on his heels, glancing left, right, and then straight down between them, the improvising bastard. “Maybe use these, on a lark,” he says, picking up and holding one perfectly rounded stone egg in his palm. “Little something fresh added into playtime. What say you?”
Aziraphale’s eyes widen before they flick up to the demon’s impassive face. “These are antique—no, they are ancient, by modern standards,” he asserts. “From the fifth century! Whatever would you want to use them for?”
“Oh, y’know,” Crowley says casually, wrapping his long fingers around the polished jade. “Put them inside you one by one, make you come a half-dozen times until you can’t say anything but my name, turn you into a quivering pile of angelic goo, something like that.”
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02 May 2026
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UnEGGspected Surprise by UselessWhiteCrayon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Feb 2024
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Crowley was hornier than he could remember ever being in his very long life, and was hoping to take Aziraphale for a ride. Aziraphale was more than happy for a night of mind-blowing sex, so what if Crowley was slowly losing grip on his demonic traits, and his dick looked a little different than normal?
Maybe he should have been a little more concerned. But it turned out he was about to be given the greatest miracle he could never have imagined ... in the form of an egg.
Edit 4/7/24: NOW WITH ART
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01 May 2026