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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    05 Mar 2026

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    The Senate tries their hand at some regime change in the Mandalore sector.

    It doesn't go well.

    The Senate tries their hand at sending a gift to better relations and buy some time.

    They couldn't have made a worse choice.

    Or, the Senate gives the Mand'alor a child. This, quite predictably, backfires.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    One second the ik’aad was sitting on the ground. The next, they were held securely in Myles’ arms.

    The sweetest little giggle Myles had ever heard echoed in his ear, and Myles found himself smiling down at the tyke. “Well ad’ika, I don’t know where your buir’e are but I’m sure they wouldn’t want you to be sitting in the middle of the market.”

    A quick glance around let him know he hadn’t missed any panicked mandos scrambling to find their lost ad, and that pit in his stomach deepened. How could anyone not be missing this adorable little guy?


    Or, Myles’ trip to Little Keldabe goes differently then he thought it would.

    Qui-Gon should not be allowed to supervise younglings.

    Mace has a headache the size of a small moon.

    Obi-Wan, I mean Ben’ika, gains a home. A family. And a buir.

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    22 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    "It’s around the end of his first week in Dubai, when the house is decorated in yellows and blues, when he tries to reach out to Daniel. He calls his personal phone, reaches out to his apartment building in New York, emails his publicist, tunes in to a familiar, jumbled mind. His publicist says she hasn’t heard from him since he left for Dubai. Louis can't find Daniel’s voice among the many. In desperation, he reaches his mind out for Armand. 'Where is the boy, Arun?' Predictably, however, he receives radio silence from his ex-companion, as well."

    When Louis returns to Dubai, Daniel Molloy has disappeared into thin air. With Lestat and an apparently totally alive Marius at his back, he sets about tracking down Armand for answers.

    Meanwhile, this time Armand is the one caught in the Saw trap, orchestrated by a centuries-old nightmare.

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    29 Aug 2025

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    12 Aug 2025