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    Jerking off for an enthuasiastic online audience is a new experience for Halsin, albeit an enjoyable one. Following his unexpected rise in popularity, he agrees to a one-time collaboration with Szarr Studios and some of their in-house talent. Things do not quite go as he expects. [Porn AU]

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    03 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 67

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    ***This work was previously posted and accidentally deleted because I'm a dumdum lollipop! If you were reading this before, I am so sorry, I'm reposting the whole thing! Ahhheeemmm best Rose freezing in the atlantic after the Titanic sank voice: come back!***

    Now that he's free of him, Astarion will do whatever he has to in order to stay out of Cazador's grasp. Even if that means letting one of his new companion's get their filthy hands on him. It's an all too familiar charade that he'll have to perform if he wants to convince one of these saps to take a bit, but he doesn't expect the druid to be the one to take the bait. And he certainly doesn't expect the man Halsin turns out to be, or that Astarion will end up falling for him, and hurting them both in the process.

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    12 Feb 2025

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    For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...

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    28 Aug 2023

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    Wild parties have a habit of spontaneously manifesting at Kerry's house whether he's in the mood to kick back or not, but they're a lot more tolerable when his input attends. When V declines his invite, though, Kerry decides to ditch his own party for a quiet night in with the Afterlife's deadliest merc.

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    21 Aug 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 80

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    Their bard, right behind Geralt, decided to pipe up at this. “You know, you needn’t be worried about Thodor snatching up your boyfriend. He’ll be bored with him by tomorrow.”

    Geralt’s heart dropped to his stomach. If his expression betrayed him in the slightest, the girls didn’t say anything. Playing dumb was probably his best option here, especially with Jaskier not too far behind. “I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean.”

    “He’s deep in conversation with him, he can’t hear you,” reassured Vyrella, as if she’d read his mind. Even so, she brought her tone down to a whisper. “It’s about you, isn’t it? His song?”

    “Lots of them are about me.”

    Or: 5 Times Geralt was Jealous, and once when it was Jaskier's turn

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    06 Jan 2022