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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Cale Henituse thought he’d finally earned his peaceful retirement… until his six-year-old dragon decided to become the next world-conquering villain.

    Now stuck as Raon’s overworked “assistant,” Cale spends his days writing evil speeches, planning cookie-based conquests, and managing a growing army of overenthusiastic children (and one too-polite swordsman).

    Between scheduling world domination around nap time and negotiating with terrified bakers, Cale starts to realize that being the villain’s assistant might actually be harder than saving the world.

    Retirement, it seems, was never an option.

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    20 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    After returning home from Apitoyu, cale and the children averaging 10 years old were having a dinner when the youngest, Raon Miru said something.

    "Human, are you my dad?"

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    20 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Ohn has a nightmare, so she goes to Cale’s room.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    Batman and the Justice League get captured in a completely ridiculous and entirely unpredictable way. Batman's plans get called into question and by his team mates and a villain that doesn't deserve the name. He decides to abandon them to his best and most vicious general plan; let the kids sort everything out. He just wants to stop sneezing, get home, and have some soup.

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    19 Dec 2025

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    The first time it happens, Bruce doesn’t do a great job at hiding his surprise. It was only a couple weeks after Tim’s adoption was officially finalized - hyphenated name and all. Bruce still smiles to himself at the memory of reading ‘Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne’ on those papers, trying not to choke up at his third son being the first to take the Wayne name. Of course that was never an expectation, but still, it meant something that Tim chose to take it.

    With that considered, perhaps Bruce shouldn’t have been quite so shocked by the teen calling him ‘Dad’, but he is. And he’s even more startled to hear it declared loudly as Tim abruptly sprints towards him down the hall at full speed.

    “Dad Test!”

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    Tim starts a trend in the family of jumping at Bruce at random, increasingly difficult times shouting: 'Dad Test!' to see if he'll catch them. This leads to many shenanigans & then crash lands into angst because of course it does.

    Inspired by a tumblr post by user incogneat-oh

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    19 Dec 2025