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if looks could kill, you'd be a murderer (or maybe just a whore?) by realityfunk
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
08 Feb 2025
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What if Nam-gyu voted X after Mingle, and what if they had won?
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PLS PLS IMPORTANT WARNING THIS IS VERY MUCH INSPIRED BY @robott's FIC "AL DENTE" PLEASE PLEASE GO READ IT ITS SO PEAK AND LIKE I SAID EXTREMELY INSPIRED THIS IS IN NO WAY TRYING TO COPY THEIR WORK I JUST REALLY ENJOYED THE PREMISE OF THEM GETTING WILD DURING MINGLE
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Thanos and Nam-gyu during the mingle game. What happens when you put two drugged-up, repressed gays in a tiny room together on an adrenaline rush? Well. About what you'd expect.
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Since moving here for college, Ray has seen some pretty crazy scenes in the city, particularly after their baseball games, but this feels bigger than that.
Absent-mindedly, he wishes he was back in his hometown in Maine, far away from the chaos that seems to lurk beneath every city street, ready to erupt at the slightest opportunity.
The world as they know it comes to an end on October 12th 2009. Now all they can do is find a way to survive not just the crazed monsters that have taken over what remains, but each other too. That might be the hardest task of all.
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24 Nov 2025
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i'm a saint (livin' in sin) by VictorHugehoe
Fandoms: The Long Walk (Movie 2025), The Long Walk - Richard Bachman
05 Dec 2025
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Run, little lamb, run. Run as fast as those legs will carry you.
Flicker and flit, and pray they won’t catch you. But they will. You know they will. You never were quite built for this, were you? You always had something to prove.
So prove it now, even if you knew it was always going to end this way. A shame; it didn't have to, you know.
You were once so innocent, so full of life; so good. Just look at you now. Who could blame you, lamb? You may have lost it, but the others have, too; it’s not all your fault.
Besides, you’re prey now, didn’t you know?
[or, the boys are all college track stars on their way to a championship, their plane crashes, and they're stranded in the wilderness for 18 months]
side note: the 12/05 update is the inclusion of a brief prologue, not a full chapter!
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20 Nov 2025
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Glenn and Daryl meet right after the outbreak. If the dead rising to eat the living wasn't weird enough, things take and ever weirder turn after a bit of military bureaucracy at the refugee camp leaves them listed as partners in a civil union.
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“The hell you doin’ out here deliverin’ pizzas if there’s a state of emergency been declared?” Daryl asked. He pushed some of the empty beer cans away, listening to them fall to the floor in a clatter, as he made room to sit his ass down on the seat opposite Glenn.
“Uh, I’ve got rent to pay and student loans for the degree I never finished,” Glenn replied, taking a bite of his pizza and chewing. “You really haven’t heard anything?”
“Been out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere the last two weeks,” Daryl replied, opening the lid of the pizza box and taking a slice for himself.
“Jeez, man,” Glenn said, his mouth working around a lump of thick, congealed cheese. “You’ve missed a whole lot.”
“Yeah? You gonna start catchin’ me up or we just gonna sit here n’ have the world’s shittiest blind first date.”
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27 Jul 2025
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At the start of the outbreak, Daryl and Glenn accidentally acquire a baby. Coparenting with a stranger in the burgeoning apocalypse has its challenges. But, maybe, it also has its perks.
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The sound took him to a trailer not far from the Dixon residence. Through the adrenaline and the throbbing headache, Daryl knew that there was something about this particular trailer that felt significant. He stepped over the short garden edging and onto the haphazardly arranged stone path. The ground cover crunched underfoot and it was only his gaze catching on the stroller folded up beside the door that made him realise. There was a baby here. Kid had cried so much since being brought home that Daryl’s old man had made a few threats about what he’d do to the baby and their momma if the noise didn’t cut out. The mom was young, a hell of a lot younger than she looked, but she hadn’t cowed down to Will Dixon. Too brave or too stupid. Those two often looked alike.
The baby was crying.
The baby was still alive.
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27 Jul 2025
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Glenn’s life has fallen apart, and he's just trying to get back on his feet— he’s moved back to his hometown, got a job at some pizza place, and is just trying to save up so he can afford to move back to Atlanta and away from his parents' disappointed gazes.
But on a routine delivery out to the trailer park, Glenn ends up running into some trouble… trouble, in the form of some crazy meth head lady trying to eat his face off. Turns out, the whole trailer park has gone topsy-turvy, and Glenn ends up taking off into the woods to preserve his whole 'still living' situation.
Then there was that strange, ominous radio broadcast that he’d caught wind of earlier… Before he can worry too much about all of that, he comes across the path of some guy who looks like he lives in the woods. As fate would have it, he's the brother to the guy Glenn was trying to deliver his pizza to, and his name's Daryl. And, out of everyone in the world, he seems like the best guy for Glenn to hitch his cart to, when the whole world is about to go up in flames.
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08 Jul 2025