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if looks could kill, you'd be a murderer (or maybe just a whore?) by realityfunk
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021)
08 Feb 2025
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What if Nam-gyu voted X after Mingle, and what if they had won?
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PLS PLS IMPORTANT WARNING THIS IS VERY MUCH INSPIRED BY @robott's FIC "AL DENTE" PLEASE PLEASE GO READ IT ITS SO PEAK AND LIKE I SAID EXTREMELY INSPIRED THIS IS IN NO WAY TRYING TO COPY THEIR WORK I JUST REALLY ENJOYED THE PREMISE OF THEM GETTING WILD DURING MINGLE
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Thanos and Nam-gyu during the mingle game. What happens when you put two drugged-up, repressed gays in a tiny room together on an adrenaline rush? Well. About what you'd expect.
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Glenn and Daryl meet right after the outbreak. If the dead rising to eat the living wasn't weird enough, things take and ever weirder turn after a bit of military bureaucracy at the refugee camp leaves them listed as partners in a civil union.
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“The hell you doin’ out here deliverin’ pizzas if there’s a state of emergency been declared?” Daryl asked. He pushed some of the empty beer cans away, listening to them fall to the floor in a clatter, as he made room to sit his ass down on the seat opposite Glenn.
“Uh, I’ve got rent to pay and student loans for the degree I never finished,” Glenn replied, taking a bite of his pizza and chewing. “You really haven’t heard anything?”
“Been out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere the last two weeks,” Daryl replied, opening the lid of the pizza box and taking a slice for himself.
“Jeez, man,” Glenn said, his mouth working around a lump of thick, congealed cheese. “You’ve missed a whole lot.”
“Yeah? You gonna start catchin’ me up or we just gonna sit here n’ have the world’s shittiest blind first date.”
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27 Jul 2025
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At the start of the outbreak, Daryl and Glenn accidentally acquire a baby. Coparenting with a stranger in the burgeoning apocalypse has its challenges. But, maybe, it also has its perks.
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The sound took him to a trailer not far from the Dixon residence. Through the adrenaline and the throbbing headache, Daryl knew that there was something about this particular trailer that felt significant. He stepped over the short garden edging and onto the haphazardly arranged stone path. The ground cover crunched underfoot and it was only his gaze catching on the stroller folded up beside the door that made him realise. There was a baby here. Kid had cried so much since being brought home that Daryl’s old man had made a few threats about what he’d do to the baby and their momma if the noise didn’t cut out. The mom was young, a hell of a lot younger than she looked, but she hadn’t cowed down to Will Dixon. Too brave or too stupid. Those two often looked alike.
The baby was crying.
The baby was still alive.
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27 Jul 2025
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Glenn’s life has fallen apart, and he's just trying to get back on his feet— he’s moved back to his hometown, got a job at some pizza place, and is just trying to save up so he can afford to move back to Atlanta and away from his parents' disappointed gazes.
But on a routine delivery out to the trailer park, Glenn ends up running into some trouble… trouble, in the form of some crazy meth head lady trying to eat his face off. Turns out, the whole trailer park has gone topsy-turvy, and Glenn ends up taking off into the woods to preserve his whole 'still living' situation.
Then there was that strange, ominous radio broadcast that he’d caught wind of earlier… Before he can worry too much about all of that, he comes across the path of some guy who looks like he lives in the woods. As fate would have it, he's the brother to the guy Glenn was trying to deliver his pizza to, and his name's Daryl. And, out of everyone in the world, he seems like the best guy for Glenn to hitch his cart to, when the whole world is about to go up in flames.
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08 Jul 2025
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After dinner at the CDC, Daryl’s on a boozy sugar rush after downing a bottle of Southern Comfort. Glenn comes along for the ride. What follows is a week of wonders.
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08 Jul 2025
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From The Ashes by HopefulAtrocity
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV), The Walking Dead (Comics)
16 Jun 2024
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Pheonyx Greene is the oldest of the Greene siblings. He’s always been different than the rest of his family; having endured abuse from his biological father as a kid and growing up as bisexual/transgender in conservative rural Georgia. He finds himself on the family farm recovering from top surgery when the world falls apart. As the dead begin to rise, Pheonyx finds himself becoming the sole protector of the farm as his family lives in denial about the Shadows of loved ones past. His life is changed the day Rick Grimes shows up on the farm, and shortly after a certain gruff archer as well. Daryl is drawn to younger man but how does he deal with the internal prejudices he’s grown up with?
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19 Jun 2025