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Short Skirt/Long Staff by MxTicketyBoo for AmputeeTrainee
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018)
14 Feb 2021
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Is it just Charon or is Hermes’s chiton getting shorter?
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03 May 2026
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Hermes has places to be and people to see, and as much as he adores spending time with his smoke-breathing chthonic lover, today his schedule is so jam-packed even the slightest deviation will throw it entirely into disarray.
The thing is: Hermes never could resist flirting with Charon.
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NARRATOR: Perhaps they should have remembered a certain Underworld Prince, who's ever in need of the Stygian boatman's infernal wares.
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03 May 2026
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There’s one thing one must know about Hermes.
Well- there’s many things- many many things—
But the most important thing one must know is that Hermes. Doesn’t. Wait.
He doesn’t. Or… tries not too. He despises waiting. He is- after all- the god of swiftness. The Divine Messenger. And one can imagine his job is very very hectic- and very very important-
And- all things considered—
He can’t afford to wait.
There is always a letter to be sent- parcels to be delivered- notes to be passed- messages to be orated- always a place to be-
Gods forbid he run late!
All of that aside and if he were given the option— Hermes probably- most likely- almost certainly- wouldn’t have taken his most recent promotion should he have known it required waiting.
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03 May 2026
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So logically, when Danny questioned him, he immediately ignored all his train of thought and backpedalled, “I- I mean we could go, I might be wrong, old memories and stuff, can take some time off work.”
Raising a brow, Danny quickly looked Nicholas up and down- and Nicholas ignored the flutter in his stomach at that- before smirking, “Guess we’ll have to make some new memories then.”
Nicholas nodded.
He was so fucked.
Or; Day 17 - only one bed
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- Part 17 of Neah's Cornettober 2025 Collection
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13 Apr 2026
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A star witness is on the run, and Lassiter and Shawn have to hit the road to bring him back to Santa Barbara.
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12 Apr 2026