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The day Shroud killed his Dad, Robert Robertson III was left with the hardest decision of his life. What should become of Mecha Man? He could take on the family job and become a hero like his Dad and his Granddad or he could walk away.
In the end, he chose the third option; Mecha Man went rogue. Now labeled a villain, he began ripping his way through bad guys in search of Shroud. And if a hero got in his way? Well, the words 'collateral damage' exist for a reason.
At least, until a chance encounter with a Superhero reminds him that not everyone is expendable.
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- Part 1 of Found Family
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13 Feb 2026
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“Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.
Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”
“Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.
Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?
Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.
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08 Feb 2026
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1-800-hot-n-fun (hear my ringtone every time) by pompurrnz
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
29 Dec 2025
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Herman has always loved Mecha Man, sometimes maybe more than he should. Now that he’s working for SDN, he’s starting to fall for Robert too. So when Herman has unrestricted access to his favorite hero’s mech suit, Herman does the only rational thing.
Get inside the mech and jerk it, obviously. It’s not like anyone is watching, right?
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08 Feb 2026
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“Do you want me to come with you to your cousin’s wedding this weekend, Herm?”
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Waterboy lies about having a plus-one for a wedding and has to improvise.- Language:
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07 Feb 2026
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5 times people thought Waterboy was lucky to be dating Robert, and 1 time someone realized Robert was just as lucky.
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07 Feb 2026
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"I never recommend this to anyone," Robert says, "but I think you specifically should try getting high."
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07 Feb 2026
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On a night out with z team, Herman finds himself alone with Robert. He seems distant, troubled. Waterboy wants to help.
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04 Feb 2026
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After Blonde Blazer decides that the Z-team needs a weekly moral building trip to the various bars around town, Robert is confronted with his inability to tolerate alcohol compared to his super friends.
Waterboy is confronted with his inability to tell the truth-- And keep his thoughts off Robert.
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04 Feb 2026
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Herman is used to pining. It's really the only thing he has experience in, as far as romance goes, so when a real hero is kind to him as he tries to get to his job interview, of course he catches feelings. It's obviously not gonna go anywhere, right?
In which Waterboy pines after Robert and Robert is oblivious.
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03 Feb 2026
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When Robert comes home from a fight he didn't need to get into, Herm offers to help take care of his wounds. As morning grows close, Robert starts to believe he might even deserve it.
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03 Feb 2026
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Robert does some gig work for extra cash. His latest delivery has some interesting items for a very familiar face.
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03 Feb 2026
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When Robert finds Waterboy weeping in the closet at work, his first instinct is to comfort him. His second instinct is to kiss him, but he would only do that if Waterboy wants it, too.
...luckily, Waterboy has been staring at Robert's lips for the past minute.
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Three firsts in Waterboy and Robert's relationship: the closet, the shower, and the bathtub.Bookmarked by reasonhateschainsaws
01 Feb 2026
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I don't know, I couldn't stop thinking about Herm getting off on Robert drinking his water. Sorry rip
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01 Feb 2026
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Herman's eyes brim with tears, face flushed as he whimpers. The cheap plastic chair creaks under their combined weight. Herman's voice breaks on a strangled moan, the sound raw and utterly wrecked as it tears from his throat. Fresh tears streak down his already flushed cheeks, his breath hitching between desperate sobs. Robert thinks he's never seen anything sweeter than Herman falling apart like this as those large hands dig into skin as Robert bounces on his cock. And in that moment, Robert wants to eat him alive.
Short summary: Robert rides Waterboy in that stupid chair he sleeps in.
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18 Jan 2026
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“Um.”
Robert looks like he just stumbled into a murder scene. Herm supposes it isn’t that far off. “W–I-I…Robert, my–I am.. So s-sorry. I–”
“You realize if you wanted to seduce me there were way better ways to go about it, right?” Robert says, lifting a brow, humorously uncertain.
OR Waterboy is feeling desperate after work, blessed with the house to himself. He gets a little overzealous. Who else to call but Robert?
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18 Jan 2026
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“I think it’s — weird. Wrong, maybe, I — I dunno.” Good thing they were in bed in the dark, so Robert couldn’t see the glow of shame on his cheeks. “That’s why I don’t want to talk about it. I’m scared you’ll think, ah, that I’m weird and fu — messed up in my head. Or something.”
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Herman needs to learn to advocate for what he wants. Robert wants to provide — no judgements.
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18 Jan 2026
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17 Jan 2026
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Robert gets turned into a cat.
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16 Jan 2026
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Waterboy x Robert Fluff (Boyfailure and Patient Dom) by reinaloves
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
28 Nov 2025
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Suddenly, Herman’s hand slowed. He buried his face in Robert’s neck and whispered hesitantly, “Call me… Call me a-- a good boy.”
Robert paused and leaned back slightly, looking down at Herman with his eyebrow raised. “Where the hell’d you learn that, kid?”
Herman’s cheeks burned and he looked away. “I-- I watched-- some… stuff. I wanted-- hoped this-- we’d do--”
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16 Jan 2026