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At four years old, Harry Potter learned that humans hurt, but snakes just hide. So he stopped being human.
Now he's eleven—technically. In reality, he’s a python with PTSD, a Parseltongue-only vocabulary, and a neurological inability to remember how legs work. When Hagrid kicks down the door, he finds not a boy, but a traumatized reptile who hasn’t walked, spoken English, or been warm in seven years.
Enter Severus Snape, who did not sign up to be the foster guardian of a dissociated snake, and yet here he is: setting warming charms, prying Harry out of ventilation shafts with Wingardium Leviosa, and discovering that his new ward communicates exclusively in hisses that sound suspiciously like insults.
Year One: Harry learns to walk again, befriends a Draco Malfoy who smells like "food" (and friendship), refuses to play Seeker, and saves the day via strategic biting.
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10 May 2026
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Darling Demon by dearestcrowley
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Sep 2023
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Having had no choice, Crowley is forced to hide his need for softer, nicer, more gentle things that he so often pokes fun at. Demons have no such place being subject to warmth or, Someone forbid, tenderness after all. When Aziraphale, too kind Aziraphale, and his bloody meddling ends up with the truth spilling out of the Bentley's glove compartment, however, Crowley finds that there's nothing he can do to escape this confrontation.
The first chapter is a test of sorts, just to gauge the general reaction to this type of work. If there's a largely positive response, I think I'd like to write more :)
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13 Sep 2023
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OMG YES, THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME TODAY
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Peter Parker needs to stop walking on ceilings. by InkyGoat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
11 Apr 2020
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A series of events following the times, or surrounding the times, in which Peter walks on the ceiling. (4/5~6 Chapters written)
As the title says, Peter Parker should not have been walking on the ceiling in the Avengers Tower common room. It's just too risky. Secrets and all that.
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Won't You Just F*cking Kill Me? by Aurealis
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
31 Jan 2019
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My small contribution to the Whumptober of 2018. Some tropes will be discarded due to lack of inspiration. Be prepared for a lot of hurt Peter and caring Tony!