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Trending #Hollanovorce by fabulousweirdo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Apr 2026
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The online discourse around Hollanov spans a wide range of people, places, and topics. But there is always one constant.
#HOLLANOVORCE just will not stop trending.
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- Part 1 of #HOLLANOVERSE
Bookmarked by sailor_the_hoe
02 May 2026
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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28 Apr 2026
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Don't Think Too Hard by Selective_attention
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Apr 2026
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Daily posts on the Ottawa Centaurs social media.
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- 11/?
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28 Apr 2026
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"The captain of grandfathers and his dumpster fires" by Idkhowtodothis
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Mar 2026
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Carter Vaughn (NY):
You know all of a sudden Hollanders lack of texts seems really ominous
You good there @Hollander
You:
No
No I am not because one of the stupid fucking 19 year olds I’m somehow responsible for decided not to wear his bloody mouthguard at afternoon skate and the absolute dumbass took a stick to the face
So now I’m sitting in the ER waiting for him to get back from xray because of course its the one rookie who isn’t with a billet family
Why are they like this?
Lily:
Their mothers didn't drop them on their heads enough as babys so the universe decided to do it for them
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When Montreal and Boston name two 20 year olds as their captains, Scott Hunter decides that they could probably do with somewhere to turn to for advice.
Four years later, he doesn't quite know if he regrets that or not.
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23 Apr 2026
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When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.
Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane's relationship first-and decide that instead of letting their captain move to Ottawa, they'll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.
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Bookmarked by sailor_the_hoe
16 Apr 2026