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The Morning After by saintsaint
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
31 Oct 2023
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Gordon remembers doing late-night/early-morning dog park with Tommy. After that, it's all fuzzy.
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you show up, soulmark out, ruining shit by saintsaint
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
07 Feb 2022
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It’s just… the phrase on his arm, man. Not handwriting like everyone else’s but pixel-perfect Speedwriter font. Not the standard black but a weirdly intense deep blue, like it’d been color-picked from a digital paint palette instead of anything in nature. Not spaced normally but with a weird line break in it, like whoever would one day say it to him couldn’t remember the words they were saying as they were fucking saying them. His stupid soulmark:
can i see your
passport?
Gordon and Benrey are soulmates. Somehow, this makes everything worse. -
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The toad, the thing, leaps straight up into the air — and in a burst of violet light, it explodes. Barney flinches back — but in between blinks the thing’s gone, sparks and all, leaving behind only a patch of disturbed sand.
For a moment, Barney’s little oasis is nearly silent. Black Mesa hums beside him and the wind tears through the desert. He stares at the spot the toad had just been, blinking away the pink and violet aftermath.
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Invasive Species by saintsaint
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
17 May 2021
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“An invasive species is a non-native species that spreads from the point of introduction and alters its new environment. Although its impact can be beneficial, the term as most often used applies to introduced species that affect the invaded bioregions adversely.” (from Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia)
it is jsut a litle creacher. it Canot change this. Except, gradually, Benrey does — and the rest of this sucks dimension is just gonna have to fuckin deal, bro.
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It’s the first New Year’s Eve after the Resonance Cascade. Benrey and Gordon talk about traditions and resolutions.
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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If You See Her, Say Hello by Cyphomandra for PineapplePrincess
Fandoms: Carrie - Stephen King
25 Dec 2017
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Sue moves on.
"I don't sleep so I don't dream
So I don't wake up frightened"
The Sisters of Mercy, "On the Wire". First and Last and Always (remastered). 1985.- Language:
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23 Nov 2025
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Sue hears stories about Carrie White.
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Bookmarked by saintsaint
23 Nov 2025
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An alternate universe in which Fleabag is a wedding planner, and Klare and Claire have found the perfect Catholic church to get hitched in...
"Do you want some of the communion wine?" he blurted out, wanting her to stick around for a little longer. "I can't throw it away because it's holy," he explained, "and I probably shouldn't finish the bottle by myself. It's a good vintage."
She cocked an eyebrow. "Is this the part where I say 'Sorry, Daddy, I've been a bad girl'?"
He coughed and nearly dropped the bottle. "'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned' is more traditional," he managed, fishing out two glasses and pouring them both a liberal serving.
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28 Oct 2025
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It was late on a wet Tuesday evening. The priest was curled up in an armchair with a glass of whiskey and a second-hand paperback copy of Great Expectations for company, when his phone lit up and buzzed against the coffee table.
Unknown number: are you still awake?
He stared at the screen in puzzlement for a moment before replying.
Me: I am, who is this?
Unknown number: the hot brunette with the nice arse from the bar last Thursday
She attached a somewhat tasteful, fully-clothed photo of herself, taken at an imaginative angle, looking over her shoulder into the lens with a knowing twinkle. The priest was forced to agree with her self-assessment of her attractiveness and the quality of her arse.
Unknown number: I've got a bottle of limoncello and a value sized jar of coconut oil, want to come over for a memorable evening?
Shifting uncomfortably in his chair, he blinked a few times and very firmly suppressed the urge to reply in the affirmative.
Me: I'm afraid you've got the wrong number, but I hope you have a lovely time.
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23 Oct 2025