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catching feelings by sanctimonials
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
05 Dec 2025
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The woosh feeling happens whenever Zhao shoots Ichiban a compliment during a fight. Or when he claps him on the shoulder after a rousing round of karaoke. Or when they’re having a back-and-forth and Ichiban says something clever enough to leave Zhao stammering for a rebuttal. The first couple times it occurred, Ichiban worried that the half-eaten bento he found in the park didn't agree with him. Or maybe it was the days-old sushi set to blame. But the woosh happens here, in the small room on the second floor of Survive, with the overhead light and his blood buzzing in his ears, with everyone downstairs hooting and hollering an English song none of them know the lyrics to, with Zhao‘s breath whisky warm against his cheek and a bulb switches on. A little ding-ding-ding goes off. The sound of discovery, a tinny and upbeat jingle, echoes in his imagination and his perception stat goes up.
Zhao gives him butterflies.
But when you’re just friends with benefits, catching feelings is against the rules, right?
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Under the shade of the awning, it’s easy to see just how much sun Ichiban’s gotten, his golden skin gone bronze from running around in the Hawaiian afternoon. And Tomizawa nearly chokes on his drink at the sight of him; he’s—
And here Tomizawa has to pause, has to calm himself down—easy, boy—because, embarrassingly, the dark sheen of Ichiban’s skin, still wet from salt water or sunblock or sweat or a combination of it all, is really doing it for him.
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a meal for you, him, and me (make three) by sanctimonials
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
13 Sep 2025
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“I'm home,” Saejima announces from the entryway and, as if it were sunrise at that very moment, the small apartment is filled with warmth. All of the tension of preparing dinner leaves Baba’s body at the soothing rumble of Saejima’s voice, his accent making all of his anxieties disappear. Baba pops out of the kitchen, eager to return the older man's greeting and meet their guest. But his cheerful “welcome home” gets caught in his throat as Saejima finishes toeing off his shoes and steps out of the genkan to reveal who he invited over.
Slithering into the apartment right behind Saejima and kicking off his steel-toed loafers is the Mad Dog himself, fellow Tojo Clan patriarch, and someone who didn't even cross Baba's mind as a possible dinner guest, Goro Majima.
Or Baba has to deal with the kyōdai of his kyōdai.
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protocol by sanctimonials
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
02 Jun 2025
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“This can’t possibly follow protocol.”
In any other context, this is a simple observation; harmless, really. But with Sanemi Shinazugawa laid out beneath him like a meal ready to be devoured, the swell of his impressive chest heaving to catch air from their long sparring session, it’s everything but.
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show me your true ugly by sanctimonials
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
10 May 2025
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It all happened to Baba-chan, but it was Baba the hitman who felt his twisted emotions unfurl into something warm and very much alive. Something he wanted to protect, not destroy.
Irritation knots Baba’s stomach. Why didn't anyone warn him that, despite his reputation, Saejima is gentle? That he’s funny, with a sarcastic, deadpan sense of humor? Or that he’d say Baba’s name so sweetly? Baba wishes his client had warned him not to show any affection, especially if it was fake, because Saejima would return it tenfold without asking, without expecting anything back, earnestly and wholly.
Baba wishes he had been briefed better, so he would’ve guarded Baba-chan‘s—and his—heart more.Stuck in a freezing, deteriorating bar with the man he’s slowly falling for, Baba finds himself playing nurse to the yakuza legend, caring for the large wound inflicted on him back in jail. But when the procedure morphs into an opportunity to get closer to Saejima, emotionally and physically, Baba finds himself questioning who Baba Shigeki really is and what he truly wants.
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prompt work '23-'24 by sanctimonials
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
07 Jan 2024
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slow chemical (professional wrestling au) by sanctimonials
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Apr 2022
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an EndHawks professional wrestling AU
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“You’ve never kissed a girl, have you, Ichi?”
Ichi’s stare goes from him to Akiko on his lap, and back, and again, but it’s Jo he looks at when he shakes his head. Good.
"Why don't you have a go?" Jo suggests airily, running his fingers through Akiko’s hair. She’s sweating bullets, poor thing. He doesn't miss the way her cheeks flush, though.
He’s doing him a favor, Jo decides. In the good spirit of Christmas. And if making Ichi suffer happens to be one of his favorite hobbies, well, it’s only incidental.
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- Part 1 of An Education in Seasons
Bookmarked by sanctimonials
25 Dec 2025
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Ichiban and Masato receive amusing fortunes at their new year's shrine visit. Afterward, Masato has a special birthday present to give Ichiban.
For the Ichiwaka Festa prompt: Himehajime
Bookmarked by sanctimonials
23 Dec 2025
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Feline Indulgence by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Manga)
14 Feb 2019
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“What’s the matter, private? Never seen a cunt before?”
Bookmarked by sanctimonials
27 Nov 2025
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The odd chiaroscuro of his face, backed by the blue February night, gives him a shadowy, Gemini look; half encased in shadow, the overhead light on Ichiban’s porch highlighting his features with sickly-yellow streaks of the dying-lightbulb glow.
“Come in,” Ichiban says, stepping back and opening the door wide enough to allow for his wheelchair to pass through the threshold.
Bookmarked by sanctimonials
02 Sep 2025
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take a picture, it'll last longer by rougeoflove1988 (nerdyscully)
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
20 Mar 2021
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“Are ya nervous, mister?” The sweet voice asks. Kiryu feels awfully stupid for not being able to meet her eyes, but her voice—it’s a Kansai accent, no doubt, but there’s something about it…
“Uh, maybe a little.”
“Just make sure to take some real good pictures of me.” She giggles, and that’s a giggle that Kiryu knows far too well. His eyes snap up and promptly meet—
“Goromi?”
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Goromi is a gravure model. Kiryu is smitten.Bookmarked by sanctimonials
21 Jun 2025