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“When Alexis said you were a little bit magic, I didn’t realize she meant literally.”
Patrick’s eyes are huge in the dim light of the backroom, and David can’t help the uncontrollable giggle that escapes him. His power — because that’s what it is, even if he’s never thought of it like that — has been slowly returning to his fingers, like an unused limb tingling back to life, since that first flicker he’d felt over a year ago, here in Schitt’s Creek.
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“Well, if I had known this would be my greeting, I'd have ridden harder home,” Laurent drawled, riding gloves clutched carelessly in one elegant hand.
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For they have the same hiding place by sassafrasx for TheSilverQueen
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
28 Sep 2017
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Harry doesn’t think much about it at first. Doesn’t think much of anything at all beyond the way the sun glints off Eggsy outside a police station, the stubborn, contained belligerence in his body, how Harry can’t help but smirk a bit as he tilts his head in consideration.
This will be fun.
Eggsy turning out to be the changeling son of the faerie queen herself is a bit more fun than Harry had bargained for.
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Merlin turned around in his chair and immediately prayed for patience, which was rather pointless all things considered, but he couldn’t be blamed for trying. He knew he was going to need it.
“Why is your sister here, Eggsy, in my office, when you’re supposed to be on a jet in ten minutes?”
Or: How Merlin became Uncle Merlin — and Daisy ended up with so many bloody presents.
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- Part 2 of Kingsman Christmas Verse
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Eggsy frantically counted back in his mind for the exact date — the mission had run over by weeks and it had all started to blur together. He found a clock in the corner and it blinked serenely at him in confirmation: 22:47, 24.12.16.
"Shit."
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- Part 1 of Kingsman Christmas Verse
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The entire situation is insane; half the world too far gone, Kingsman trying to save the other half, and Eggsy having dinner with a dead man in Honolulu.
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18 Aug 2017
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take a chance (it wasn't what you know) by eversincewefellapart
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
05 Mar 2015
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It occurs to Eggsy, only when Harry’s got her on his (very soft) bed, kneeling between the spread of her thighs and kissing between the valleys of her tits, that if there is one and only one person on this very planet that could make up for all the shitty orgasms she’s had in the past, it would hands-down be Harry Hart.
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18 Aug 2017
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The One Where Roxy Brings Him Snow Globes by demisms
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
04 Mar 2015
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“Why’d you stay here? Why’d Merl — Arthur not have you on their arses the second you were discharged from the A&E?”
“He wanted to,” she tells him gravely, trying to push the cup of orange juice the nurse had left into his hand.
“And you…?”
Roxy shrugs, and when he sticks her with that I’m not buying your bullshit gaze, she rolls her eyes. “And I was busy calling the doctors all sorts of names. They wouldn’t let me in to visit.”
They leave it at that.
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- Part 1 of with good intentions.
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11 Aug 2017
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In retrospect, perhaps he should have been clearer on who could and could not be seduced to complete this task.
EDIT 2017: I've changed Merlin's name, since the Golden Circle novelization actually reveals it.
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11 Aug 2017
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Harry and Merlin share a drink in Lancelot's honour, and Merlin shares some important information with Harry.
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- Part 5 of Things You Said
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09 Aug 2017