schlong
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Pretend Like There Was Never a Time by schlong
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
13 Jun 2025
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since i watched s2ep7 i've always wondered what the hell viktor was doing without hextech and/or jayce. that's about it
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- English
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- 2,902
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- 1/?
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bits of their life on the road what what
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- Part 2 of Radio Silence
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NOT A SEQUEL!! so before I had even planned a lot of RS out I wrote this little number about a hypothetical scenario in which the other mercs get to meet Micah. yall come eat
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- Part 3 of Radio Silence
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Radio Silence by cat_dotpng, schlong for cat_dotpng, Obviously_Squishy
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
28 Dec 2023
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Waited long enough that I could never call you
Baby, how fucked is that?Series
- Part 1 of Radio Silence
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spiritual predecessor to radio silence
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Two stupid guys raise this stupid kid named Micah. That's about it. Includes all posted works involving my Radio Silence au
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Call Your Bluff by RazzAppleMagic
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Mar 2026
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Val may be a fucking monster, but he’s a monster that Angel knows. He’s a monster that Angel understands. Angel isn’t stupid; he made the choice to sign with Valentino because he was the only overlord that made sense for Angel’s lifestyle — for what Angel wanted out of Hell.
But now you’re tellin’ him that his soul is owed to some random fucking jackass who swindled Val in a game of cards? How can that be fair? How can that be something that’s just allowed to happen?
(In which, Angel's contract is acquired by a new overlord — Hell's very own Gambling Demon, and they both get more from the relationship than either of them bargained for.)
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- English
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- 38/38
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Bookmarked by schlong
08 May 2026
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Life is a long time (previously Call Back) by emiette for schlong
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
14 Dec 2024
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It's been two years since the team reunited to fight Grey Mann, and Sniper is surprisingly content.
Then it happens.
He has to go home. -
If You Wanna Get Out Alive... by Obviously_Squishy
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Marble Hornets, Everyman HYBRID
29 Apr 2024
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Everything was fine. It was just another day at school. Just a regular old English class, until the alarms started blaring and the announcement came that we were in a code red lockdown. I thought it was just a drill, I didn't take it seriously. That was my worst mistake.
This story is an homage to every Quotev story and Fanfic i took/read in middle school. I know it'll be cringe at some parts, but I don't care. I'm just here to have fun, and I hope you do too. Cringe culture is dead, long live having fun.
Bookmarked by schlong
17 Apr 2022
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This is my first attempt at writing smut so any criticism/tips are highly appreciated.
Engineer and Spy love each other a lot, but Spy has a hard time trusting him. This is how they work through that.
Bookmarked by schlong
20 Mar 2023
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Camaraderie for the Vigilant by The_Dragon_Scribe
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Stranger Things (TV 2016), A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
17 Feb 2023
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First writing, bout a year ago my worstie wanted some HarringSmith and, well, better late then never aye?
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23 Feb 2023