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“Focus, Eds. I found your magazines and I read some stuff, but I’ve never done this before.”
Not with a guy goes unspoken, but Eddie hears it anyway. “O-okay.” He bites his own lip with a muffled whine... “Mhm, okay. Okay. Gimme your hand.”
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- Part 4 of Cum Laude
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It’s payday, and twice a month like clockwork, that always means one thing: a trip to Eddie’s favorite steakhouse. He spends all the days in between craving it, but setting a hard boundary is the only way to keep his impulsive ass from breaking the bank.
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“Um, Eddie?” Steve says, and when Eddie glances up through his bangs there’s that blush again. Cute.
“I need another hit, sweetheart,” Eddie murmurs, nuzzling again while maintaining eye contact.
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- Part 3 of Cum Laude
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When Steve wakes up, well past noon, Eddie is half-dozing on the floor by the couch with a towel barely maintaining his dignity. Groggily, Steve gets up and tries to make them breakfast—or, not *make* it so much as pull out bowls, milk, and boxes of cereal, but when he asks Eddie what he wants Eddie just blinks slowly at him and doesn’t say a word.
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- Part 2 of Cum Laude
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So. Basically Steve has a magic dick.
And. Eddie dies.
Look, Steve is really depressed and very stoned by the time he clambers into the Upside Down to… try something.
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- Part 1 of Cum Laude
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Steve brought Eddie back to life with some weird innate penis sorcery that will possibly never be explained or discussed in great detail. Now Eddie is kind of a vampire, but he doesn't drink… blood.
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“You’re never gonna get kissed if you don’t throw yourself out there, Robs. Be brave! What’s there to lose?”
Steve sounds a bit like a coach giving his team member a pep talk, and while Eddie finds it stupidly endearing, Robin doesn’t seem convinced.
“It’s not that easy, Steve!”
“It so is. Bet if I wanted, I could find someone to make out with in less than ten minutes.”
Eddie’s stomach twists at those words because he knows Steve is right.
“You’d probably find the one bisexual girl in a group of lesbians without even trying.”
It sounds bitter. He didn’t even mean to say it out loud but Steve just looks at him confused, with one brow raised.
“Oh, right. I forgot that’s an option. No, I meant a guy, actually.”
Bookmarked by scoops_aboy86
07 Mar 2026
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Honey, Honey (How You Thrill Me) by beetlesandstars for ssleif
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
10 Feb 2024
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The second Steve steps inside, his nostrils flare, eyes widening.
Safe, a primal part of Eddie whispers.
Please God no, logical-Eddie whispers back.
“You’re in heat,” Steve echoes belatedly, face oddly blank.
(Or, while on a road trip with Steve, Eddie suddenly goes into heat.)
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Bookmarked by scoops_aboy86
26 Feb 2026
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wild, wild horses (couldn't drag me away) by m4zzyst4r (cinematicghibli)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Oct 2025
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“Which of you morons,” she hisses, “let Eddie log into twitter today?”
Eddie blinks.
“How do you-”
“Because, Eddie- you commented using the band account. You logged in on our official socials.”
Eddie stares at her dumbly. Then-
“Oh fuck.”
“Yes,” she agrees. “Oh fuck.”
“I’ll- delete that, then,” he laughs nervously. “Before-”
“Before someone picks up on it, screenshots it, begins distributing it across the internet at a frankly alarming pace and starts a series of hashtags up in an effort to find the ‘pretty boy’ gardener you were lusting over?”---
Eddie is a burnt-out-overworked-crash-and-burn-rockstar with a crippling twitter addiction. Steve is a chronically-offline-homegrown-indiana-boy-flowershop-owner with a green thumb and a penchant for taking in strays.
So naturally when Eddie first sees him, he's head over heels. And Steve has no clue what his day job is.
He'll tell Steve about his 'real' identity before things go too far- right?- Language:
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Bookmarked by scoops_aboy86
02 Nov 2025
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After the Upside Down, Steve realises Eddie is terrible at eating regular meals, so Steve starts to cook for him. But somewhere along the way, Steve also falls for his friend too.
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15 Aug 2025
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"23 yr old ex jock trying to expand my horizons."
Or: Steve quits his job, opens an OnlyFans account, and grows both his bank account and his waistline. Eddie approves.
Bookmarked by scoops_aboy86
14 Jul 2025

