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    Antler Guy Saga- Original Format by

    Fandoms: Antler Guy (Sculpture/Tumblr post)  

    24 Apr 2019

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    Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.

    This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.

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    16 Aug 2024

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    One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat by

    Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)  

    18 Jan 2026

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    Shenanigans ensue when one middle finger to the Academy too many gets Starfleet Cadet James T. Kirk booted off planet for a summer internship aboard the V.S.S. Sh'Raan.

    He's hiding a major secret from the oh so earnest and helpful Vulcans, but the longer he's on the ship, the more Jim starts to wonder if they're keeping secrets from him, too.

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    Captain Spisee handed Jim a heavy sheet of rich, cream paper embossed with gold dusted Vulcan calligraphy bearing the ship’s name. It was a bit cheap by the standards of Vulcan stationary aesthetics, but shipboard life meant some sacrifices. In the most elegant handwriting he’d ever had the privilege to lay eyes on, it read:

    Human Enrichment and Optimal Health Program:

    - One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat (more provided upon request)
    - Seventy (70) Seconds of Hug Time Per Week (divided between crew members as you deem necessary)
    - Three (3) Discrete Instances of Daily Praise
    - Three (3) Structured Entertainments per week
    - Minimum of One (1) Social Companion per meal (more available upon request)

    “We would appreciate detailed weekly feedback on the efficacy of our Human integration efforts."

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    13 May 2024

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    Forgive Us Our Trespasses by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    04 Oct 2020

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    'Sexy eye cult celibate?' Martin began to type and then hurriedly backspaced. Best to be specific.

    'Can eye priests have sex,' he revised, and clicked enter.

     In which Martin accidentally joins a cult, but quickly realizes he's in need of salvation. Hijinks ensue.

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    10 Nov 2023

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    Hold Tight, Fear Not, And We'll See Through This Night by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    16 May 2020

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    In the aftermath of the breaking of the world, Jon and Martin set out for London and their friends.

    Under the gaze of the Ceaseless Watcher, Basira searches high and low for Daisy.

    And among the twisted streets of home, Georgie and Melanie start fighting back.

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    Sometimes, all you need is love, hope, and the willingness to roll up your sleeves and do what needs doing. A post-season 4 canon divergence where it's possible to earn a happy ending after all.

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    08 Nov 2023

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    leaves too high to touch (roots too strong to fall) by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    28 Jun 2021

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    “So...you’re from the future. In the past. Why?”
    “You want the short answer or the long one?”
    “Short,” Martin says after a moment’s deliberation. “Until I decide if I trust you.”
    The other nods, as if he expected that answer—which, well, if he really     is Martin from the future, he probably did. “To stop the world from ending.”

    They have one last chance to fix this - one last chance to prevent the Eyepocalypse, to save the world - to save their world. It all hinges on which is the greater force: greed...or love.

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    04 Nov 2023