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There are definitely worse people you could have ended up in an escape pod with, like… well, almost anyone else from your adolescent friend group who’s still alive. Even with the echo of those old hurt feelings.
June relaxes visibly now that she knows you aren’t a threat. You, on the other hand, feel a little disappointed. You have history with Terezi in the flushed quadrant, and you've never entirely gotten over her. But she’s with a human, and they only do redrom, so she’s taken. As June introduces herself in more detail, you wonder whether this human can truly appreciate her. You aren’t envious at all.
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A small constructed language based on a tumblr post. A language with polypersonal agreement, but verbs agree with a different feature of each argument
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Eridan Ampora and Vriska Serket are two assassins on the move with a desperate, toxic relationship. But when they accept a job trying to kill the Imperial Heiress, it might be just what they need to see the light and hope in life.
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The Orphaner Dualscar is slightly less of a monster, but things end up just the same.
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Human gender-bent AU. Gamzee loves her girlfriend Tavros, but sometimes the past affects their intimacy, which makes things all the sweeter when the stars align.
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A blast from Eridan's wand hits Karkat instead of Feferi, severely wounding him and causing him to molt back into a younger body. In this altered timeline, there is a chance that more players can make it to the new session at the end of the meteor journey. But a murder prevented may just be a murder delayed, unless deeper problems are resolved.
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A linguistic exploration of Homestuck, focusing on the language of the trolls and its possible linguistic features.
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Spaceman Spiff and the Alien Conspiracy by Froggimus_Rex for calvinahobbes
Fandoms: Calvin & Hobbes
22 Dec 2011
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"Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be fine."
She dropped her hand to to stare incredulously at the tiger. "Let me repeat," she said, very slowly. "Calvin has a weapon whose power is only limited by his imagination."
"I said he'd be fine, nothing about the rest of us."
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17 May 2026
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John is studying abroad in Japan when he happens upon a mysterious young lady. His sense of self-preservation could use some work.
Written for the Monsterstuck Scratched competition for the Homestuck Fanauthor Coalition.
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05 Mar 2026
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Things To Do In The Elemental Nations When You're Dead by JumpingJackFlash
Fandoms: Naruto, Original Work
23 Nov 2022
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Itachi's first glance tells him Kisame is genuinely relaxed, lounging at the low table with a nail clipper and a bottle of umeshu, so he can take his time studying the other person in the room: a skinny red-haired boy sprawled starfish-like on a futon, covers shoved aside and pillow soaked in drool, wearing nothing but — “Is that my underwear?”
“Well, mine would be too big,” Kisame says reasonably. “No need to whisper, he’s dead to the world.”
“Mine should be too big as well.” He’s fourteen, not… whatever this boy is, eight or nine.
“Safety pins.”
“Why do you have my underwear? What happened to his?” It’s a silly thing to get stuck on, but he can’t seem to let it go. His relationship with Kisame is not one that admits to underwear. There’s a professional distance. This is outside his comfort zone.
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- Part 1 of Stalemate Adjacent
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05 Jan 2026
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One of the other boys at the orphanage remembers just enough of a past life to see Naruto as a cute kid in need of looking after. Growing up with a brother figure watching his back, Naruto isn't a desperate, love-starved, illiterate weapon ready-made for authority to wield. Some people in Konoha aren't very happy about that...
Others, though... well, it might just save their lives.
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05 Jan 2026
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Surgery is the New Sex (or: La Vie en Rose) by QueerOnFire (EverlastingRime) for nihilBliss
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Sep 2025
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After a millenia together, an aging Kanaya and an ever-young Rose find more and more taboo ways to keep their marriage strong and their sex life exciting.
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05 Jan 2026