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Things To Do In The Elemental Nations When You're Dead by JumpingJackFlash
Fandoms: Naruto, Original Work
22 Nov 2022
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Itachi's first glance tells him Kisame is genuinely relaxed, lounging at the low table with a nail clipper and a bottle of umeshu, so he can take his time studying the other person in the room: a skinny red-haired boy sprawled starfish-like on a futon, covers shoved aside and pillow soaked in drool, wearing nothing but — “Is that my underwear?”
“Well, mine would be too big,” Kisame says reasonably. “No need to whisper, he’s dead to the world.”
“Mine should be too big as well.” He’s fourteen, not… whatever this boy is, eight or nine.
“Safety pins.”
“Why do you have my underwear? What happened to his?” It’s a silly thing to get stuck on, but he can’t seem to let it go. His relationship with Kisame is not one that admits to underwear. There’s a professional distance. This is outside his comfort zone.
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- Part 1 of Stalemate Adjacent
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- English
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- 39,452
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- 16/?
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- 346
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05 Jan 2026
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One of the other boys at the orphanage remembers just enough of a past life to see Naruto as a cute kid in need of looking after. Growing up with a brother figure watching his back, Naruto isn't a desperate, love-starved, illiterate weapon ready-made for authority to wield. Some people in Konoha aren't very happy about that...
Others, though... well, it might just save their lives.
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- English
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- 26,235
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- 10/10
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05 Jan 2026
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Surgery is the New Sex (or: La Vie en Rose) by QueerOnFire for nihilBliss
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Sep 2025
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After a millenia together, an aging Kanaya and an ever-young Rose find more and more taboo ways to keep their marriage strong and their sex life exciting.
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- English
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- 6,089
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- 1/1
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05 Jan 2026
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What if I, a grown woman, wrote a fic about the terrible Batman OC I came up with as a depressed middle schooler?
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- Part 43 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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- English
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- 49,587
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- 15/15
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05 Jan 2026
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Kabru set his teeth. "Do you sleep with anyone who just asks? You're terribly easy to set up for a diplomatic incident." He'd meant it as a rhetorical jab, not too subtle for Laios to miss or too cruel to throw in his face, but as Laios drew breath in to answer he saw, terribly: oh, yes. Laios did sleep with anyone who just asked.
Written for the Dungeon Meshi kink meme prompt: "5 times Laios slept with people in his own + Kabru's team, and 1 time he slept with Kabru himself, who was seething with lust over Laios's slutty behavior". I have indicated auxiliary ships as character tags, not relationships tags.
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- English
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- 4,090
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 25
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- 476
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05 Jan 2026
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world's longest yeah boi by elanor_pam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2025
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A wildly premature wife plot strikes Shen Qingqiu out of nowhere, incidentally granting him the opportunity to change the upcoming plot at the relatively low cost of his cherry. He has the wrong crisis about it.
In the aftermath, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect take the evidence they've been granted, reach perfectly plausible conclusions, and somehow manage to run with them in the best possible direction.
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- English
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- 32,539
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- 7/7
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05 Jan 2026
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Cultural Exchange by Therrae (Dasha_mte)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
26 Nov 2017
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It also didn’t help that the average glyph message was only three characters long, used no articles or prepositions, and usually had no verbs. What was the proper response to:: Curiosity; Sensation of great speed? Was it a question? A comparison? Why, after a brief visit by National Security Director Mearing, did four different ‘Bots send:: Emphasis; overlapping? Why was a particularly bad joke by Bulkhead derided as ::Undercharged when there were actual glyphs for Not funny and Humor fail? How did any of that work?
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- Part 1 of Xenoethnography
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- English
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- 61,618
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- 9/9
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05 Jan 2026
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In the near future, science has discovered and investigated the reality of the soul, a top-secret facility on the ocean floor monitors the depths for creatures beyond human comprehension, and its eccentric inhabitants balance the familiar challenges of life, love and fulfillment with the surreal challenges of a continually shifting, mind-bending new reality.
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- 42/42
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05 Jan 2026
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The whole thing starts when Victoria Dallon makes a coming out post, and Lisa just can't resist a chance to one-up her.
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05 Jan 2026
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The Great Daniel Molloy Discourse of 2024/25 by Siria
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
20 Jul 2024
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The internet has opinions about Daniel Molloy’s Interview with the Vampire (2024).
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05 Jan 2026
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From a tumblr writing prompt "You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive."
The Soothsayer just wanted to help.
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- English
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- 110,266
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- 29/?
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06 Oct 2025
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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- English
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- 25,785
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- 3/3
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02 Oct 2025
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Roxy helps build Hal an android body... then helps him test-drive all of the important functions.
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- 4,371
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- 1/1
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21 Sep 2025
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Ever wondered what Moby Dick is even about? Or have you read Moby Dick and want to relive the Pequod's highs and lows without trying to speak 19th century? This is a very reliable and accurate summary of Moby Dick, written like I am your best friend explaining my hyperfixation to you (because I am). Condenses 210k of Herman Melville's favorite whale facts into a very manageable 30k for your enjoyment! Also I point out all the gay stuff and interrupt myself a lot, but Melville does that anyway so it's not much different. Spoiler warning for Moby Dick, obviously.
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02 Aug 2025
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Karkat and Vriska meet at community service, which totally counts as a meetcute.
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- Part 7 of 1.5mil words on AO3 promo series
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01 Aug 2025
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but I will hold as long as you like by roachpatrol
Fandoms: The Goblin Emperor - Katherine Addison
03 Mar 2016
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“Is he frightened of me?” she asks abruptly, impolitely, when the secretary finds her still in the courtyard, lopping the blooms off of rosebushes with her sword.
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09 Jul 2025
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Terminally bored office worker Harper Praise chats with random people online to stave off her desire to die. By chance, she meets Van Der Gramme, a brashly egotistical pornographic artist who quickly becomes the sole interesting facet of Harper's nothing life. Chasing after him, she plunges into his online underworld of depravity and degeneracy, over which he presides like a spiritual guru—or a cult leader. Sex and art are the saviors he peddles, his medicine, his opiates, and Harper is desperate to surrender to them. But the real world—no matter how banal it seems—refuses to loosen its death grip so easily. By the end, everything will burn.
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- English
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30 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I found this work excellent and engaging. This work focuses on the depiction of violence and sex and the way they intertwine as a theme, so read the tags.
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submersion by venndaai for isoxys
Fandoms: The Left Hand of Darkness - Ursula K. Le Guin
14 May 2022
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I had only a moment to see the warning and fear in Estraven’s face, the thin sliver of eyes I could see between his head wrappings, and then suddenly he vanished. Slipping downwards into the white void almost quicker than I could see.
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16 Apr 2025
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AO3 port of Brainbent, a reader-driven Homestuck AU on Tumblr. Warning for mental illness themes.
Major updating in progress as I move the story posts here from Tumblr for an easier archive bingeing experience.
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- English
- Words:
- 37,366
- Chapters:
- 35/?
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14 Apr 2025
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Certain Point by esama
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Oct 2017
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In which Ben Kenobi travels back in time to a turning point in history.
ABANDONED WORK
- Language:
- English
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- 73,343
- Chapters:
- 15/?
- Comments:
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- 10,896
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- 207,560
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12 Apr 2025