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Harriet Potter and the Staircase that Killed Her by AquaviriusMaggot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
09 Feb 2026
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Voldemort hadn't been able to kill her countless times, nor had her relatives who had tried to get rid of her both passively and actively. The Cerberus, the Basilisk, the Acromantulas, the dragon, the Inferi, Nagini… None of them had been capable. She had been killed by a simple marble staircase. Contrary to what she might have speculated, she didn't encounter anyone on the other side of the mystical veil where all living mortals, for some reason, thought someone awaited them once they died.
Being revived in a new dimension, after all she had experienced in her 120 years of life as a witch, didn't surprise her too much. Realizing she had a twin brother and that she was in a ninja village was something very different. Fortunately, she was unshakable. The only thing she could do was live her new life, take care of her brother, and excel as a ninja of the Hidden Leaf Village.
After all, who was she to say no to this new opportunity from fate?
Translation to Portuguese by SofiaVasconcelos418: www.wattpad.com/1456061070-harriet-potter-e-a-escada-que-a-matou-cap%C3%ADtulo-01
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- Part 3 of La Escalera que Pudo con Ella
- Part 2 of Fem!Harry Potter
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17 Mar 2026
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“I was wondering if you might come home with me.” Merlin stops mid-rant and stares at him, and then down at his panini again, and back at Arthur. This is a panini of lies and pain. He can tell already.
“For Christmas? I’ve got an uncle and a mother and a sister waiting for me at home, in case you hadn’t remembered, I’m not going home with you just because you’re a workaholic.”
“No, it’s. My mum might be under the impression that we’re a little bit married.”
In which Merlin gets conned into spending Christmas with Arthur's family and pretending to be his husband, because somehow this is his life.
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01 Mar 2026
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The Making of Us by halfpennybuddha
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
09 Sep 2025
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01 Mar 2026
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let me explain by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
11 Jan 2022
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Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”
Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.
“I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.
Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.
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21 Feb 2026
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Somewhere in Brooklyn by yourdidit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Nov 2024
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After Harry gets pushed through the Veil of Death, he finds himself in a universe full of muggles, mutants, and mutates.
With no money and nothing but the clothes on his back, he turns to the one profitable thing drilled into him practically since birth: Violence.
Now working as a mercenary and healer for hire at Sister Margaret's, Harry is free to do and be whatever he wants.
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18 Feb 2026