sharivan
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Two former denizens of hell with questionable taste in boyfriends catch up.
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paperback novels by sharivan
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jul 2019
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"Angel! What kind of pulp are you collecting these days? 'A woman wailing for her demon lover,' this says on the back, bold as anything."
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"Wendy! Look at this shit. Sortow thinks he's found the tomb of King Optimus the Wise."
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His next conversation with Prince Noctis does not begin as he had imagined, with Prompto smoothly introducing himself and winning him over.
He’s bent over and coughing his lungs out. They’re full of horrors. The human body has way too much slime.
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Rat nests are cozy for rats, right? Maybe he could just embrace this whole situation. Although that wouldn't solve the 'having my boyfriend over without traumatizing him' problem.
(the cleaning and kink fic)
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In which Wyll balances daddy issues, an attraction to Halsin, and the fickle whims of his many patrons.
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09 May 2026
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After leaving Szarr Entertainment in the wake of a tumultuous - deliberately engineered - scandal, Astarion Ancunín has rebuilt his acting career, from the blacklisted ground up. Through a heavily doctored narrative of queer reclamation, he's finally making a name for himself, and hoping to claim prestige (and maybe a few awards) through the leading role in a historical biopic about the openly gay elven oracle, Aerthwyn Capaxath.
The only problem is, Aerthwyn Capaxath is the worst person that ever lived (or died). Just ask Dr. Rosalie Frostsong, a thoroughly unwilling expert on the subject.
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(A celebrity/academic, reluctant workplace allies turned friends-to-lovers, modern AU... a.k.a. the silliest thing i've ever written. I hope people enjoy!)
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- Part 6 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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Bookmarked by sharivan
04 May 2026
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Rosalie's whole reaction to the first meeting in chapter 2!!
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He was certain he’d gotten the body down, at least, with just enough fine tunings to quickly move him from ‘pleasant diversion' to ‘indispensible’, if he played his cards right. That much was simple, and not without its own small entertainments.
But the mind… the mind, he was beginning to worry, might elude him.
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Astarion and Rosalie think they understand each other perfectly, but they have each fallen prey to the other’s mask. As they both go forward with their adventure, will either of them dare to be honest?
[This is a blatant, self-indulgent novelisation of BG3 full-access, and Part 2 to my Early Access fic, A Bleeding Heart. I try to avoid directly retelling too many moments in the game, but occasionally fall into the trap of rewriting some canon scenes. Dual perspective because now my Tav has some issues to overcome! Come here for the vampire man, stay here for Rosalie's mental illness :') ]
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- Part 3 of Rosalie/Astarion "Canon" playthrough (sort of)
- Part 3 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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Bookmarked by sharivan
01 May 2026
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Chapter 6:
“I’m just - I’m just saying,” Rose interrupted, breathlessly. “If I was a man of a certain persuasion, and I had all of this…”She gestured down at herself, pancaked on the floor[.]
“I’d be like ‘sure, she’s a bit highly strung, and some might say her curves are reminiscent of a malnourished fifteen-year-old, but… by the gods-!'” she sighed, “‘she’s just… so phenomenally powerful, highly intelligent, and just…” she raise her arms off the ground with extreme effort, in a noodly cheer for herself, “so fucking good at math!’”
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Pieces Still Stuck In Your Teeth by howlsmovinglibrary
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
22 May 2024
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“I mean it,” she said. “Don’t kill anyone, Astarion. You’ve gotten what you wanted. Seven thousand lives was enough.”
“I don’t take orders from you anymore. You just said so, yourself.”
“The moment you kill someone,” Rose replied, “is the moment I'll know that my next task is to stop you.”
“Darling,” Astarion grinned, “I would sincerely like to see you try.”
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The Vampire Ascendent has crossed a line. Eleven years after making the biggest mistake of her life and losing the man she loved, tiefling wizard (now Archmage) Rosalie decides it’s time to put this Astarion in the ground for good. Hopefully, both her head and her heart are strong enough to see this awful task through to its end.
(A lovers-to-enemies, ‘we’re divorced and going to make it everyone else’s problem’, Vampire-Ascendent-aesthetic-but-make- it “I can STILL fix him’ fic)
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- Part 5 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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Bookmarked by sharivan
29 Apr 2026
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A year after the fall of the Netherbrain, the wizard Soleil's quiet life is disrupted by a previously assumed dead devil, who has now come to collect his due.
"It's always the questions with you,” he hummed and swirled the red wine around his glass as he spoke. “Curiosity killed the cat."
"But satisfaction brought it back,” she replied tersely. “Besides, weren't I supposed to be the mouse?" This question was rhetorical. Soleil was fully aware of the role she played before him. "Speaking of things coming back from the dead, let's address the hollyphant in the room; how are you here?"Series
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Bookmarked by sharivan
19 Apr 2026
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Kidnapping Tav to reforge the Crown of Karsus.
chapter 10! And 17!