shoddyhatter



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  1. Once Upon a Time (TV) (10)

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  1. Summary

    2 Story series, following my OC Lenna Tate and then in the second book, her son Benjamin Tate and their misadventures with Captain Hook. (I will probably come up with a better description later on as the second book develops :P)

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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    “Welcome to the Daily Grind, where dreams die and coffee lives. Who on this god-given green earth is up at the ass crack of dawn just for a latte on a Monday?”

    Jessica blinked. Then she cracked a grin.

    “Someone who dreams bigger than death and needs her caffeine to do it, obviously.”

    Jess Stanley thought she had Forks all figured out: small-town drama, caffeine-fueled mornings, and a social hierarchy held together by teenage hormones and unrelenting rain. She had big plans - graduate valedictorian, become a journalist, and maybe some world domination further down the line if she was feeling particularly zesty. Her plans did NOT include trauma bonding with a sarcastic drive-thru barista and unraveling small-town secrets via the power of a caffein-addiction and sheer stubbornness. She's holding it all together with a half-functioning sarcasm filter and a barely-scraped-together will to live... but damnit, she's not about to let Forks win.

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    31 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Evander Volturi is a distant cousin of Bella. His parents died when he was little and since they knew the Volturi he was raised by them but mainly by Aro . He knows they are vampires but he isn’t bothered since he himself is part Veela and an accomplished wizard. But he had to return to Forks to learn to fit with humans.

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    31 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    On the day she finds out about her inevitable demise, Hyacinth goes into church for the first time in decades and yells at god. An archangel visits her, offering her a choice - die in 3 months, or return to being 17 again. Making the choice, she wakes up in her teenage body in the Twilight universe, vampires and all. This is a story of changing your fate, love, and magic. Happily ever after guaranteed.

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    02 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    08 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    What happens if Paul imprints on a vet? How will she change the dynamic of the pack? Starts in end of New Moon, Beginning of Eclipse kinda timeline.

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    10/?
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    01 May 2023