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i slithered here from eden, just to sit outside your door by simplykrash
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2023
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Here lay just some fragments of the times Bellatrix Black was caught stalking Hermione Granger. May they rest in peace. May they also provide a small amount of enjoyment, as they did to these not-so-sly, slick, or stable witches.
“[She] had the awkward tenderness of someone who has never been loved and is forced to improvise” - Isabel Allende
AKA the title of my google doc- stalker and stalkee: a love story
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Bellatrix is in a rock band, Hermione sees her perform at a bar. That changes a lot.
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Holtz is smirking, Erin watches closely as her lips pull tighter. It’s completely silent except for the blurred noise of the Gala going on outside, a blend of one large voice on the mic and other quieter ones under the noise of the main speaker.
Holtz takes another step, she can feel her breath on her lips and it makes her shiver.
OR Erin and Holtz aren't the greatest of friends but are attracted to each other.
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You fell in love with her in the night.
On bus rides back to hotels and late nights staring at a TV under warm white hotel covers.
OR Ashlyn and Ali spend lots of nights together.
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In which an 8 year old Jillian Holtzmann almost dies and visits the home of a lonely Erin Gilbert
as her ‘imaginary friend’.And then over 30 years later, they meet again.
'Jillian understands. “I like being your friend.” She steps into Erin’s arms, she can feel the warmth reaching out to meet her. As she closes her eyes, about to wrap her arms around Erin, the warmth is gone and then she’s cold.'
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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20 Jan 2026
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Rebecca is drowning in gala planning when Ted steps up to help. Weeks of working side by side. Too close. Too comfortable. Too many almost-kisses.
The almost-kisses start to pile up. Interruptions happen at the worst possible moments.
Almost doesn't count. Except it does when it keeps happening.
A 5+1 of near misses and the moment they finally get it right.
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22 Dec 2025
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“I do prefer it when you do other things to my skin.”
And once again, Hermione’s brain was gone. Off. In the gutter. Derailing itself with horrifying efficiency.
No.
She tore her eyes away, mentally superimposing the image of her grandfather at Christmas – spectacularly pissed, stark bollock naked under a tartan robe, arguing with the angels in the tree. Still not enough. So she added the memory of that one chapter in Magical Maladies and Their Management, the one with close-up photos of Spattergroit pustules. That did the trick.
Refreshed, centred, pure of thought, she cleared her throat and continued the tour.
Or: Bellatrix Lestrange is supposed to stop committing crimes. Hermione Granger is supposed to stay impartial. Neither of them is very good at following instructions. There’s a dead man, a collapsing investigation, and a rapidly collapsing sense of professional distance.
(Works both as a sequel to Of Magic, Mayhem and Poor Decisions and as a standalone if you don’t like slow buildings.)
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23 Nov 2025
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Her grip faltered, her fingers loosening on the fabric, but she didn’t let go. Her heart was hammering in her chest, loud enough she swore Bellatrix could hear it.
Suddenly, she didn’t know whether she wanted to punch the woman or melt into her. Or perhaps, show Bellatrix with her teeth exactly what she thought of her wretched philosophy.
Or: Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to complete her final year, believing the war is behind her, until someone goes missing and her only lead is the infuriatingly uncooperative Bellatrix Lestrange. Their partnership is doomed to explode… though not quite in the way she expects.
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23 Nov 2025
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it is possible, lena will concede, that kara likes her as more than a friend. it's also possible that kara's just a naturally handsy person and lena is hopelessly deluded. clearly, there's only one way to find out the truth: through rigorous scientific observation.
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06 Aug 2025