slemslempike
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Modern AU. Lucius is a temp worker sent to a failing legal office - unbeknownst to Izzy, the only employee, whose business partner, Ed, has disappeared with his new boyfriend, Stede *expletive* Bonnet.
Lucius has no interest in filing, but working out what makes this angry little man tick is worth the £8.50 an hour.
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21 Sep 2025
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Izzy and Ed have broken up but are still living together - a situation that is as disastrous as it sounds. But when Ed goes on a date and Stede's assistant needs to pop in to use the wifi...turns out Ed's not the only one in for a wild night. (Pure filth, Ed slander and strangers to lovers).
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- Part 3 of They Could Never Make Me Like You Edward
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20 Sep 2025
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Lucius calls the number out of curiosity. And because he’s horny. So sue him.
The last thing he’s expecting, when somebody picks up, is a rough voice shouting ‘fuck’ down the phone at him.
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19 Nov 2023
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this time, love, we're gonna get it right by sweatervest
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 May 2023
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“So sorry but please, help me—my boss won’t leave me alone and I’ve got to escape before he gives me more insane ideas for this brunch booking app he insists people won’t use as a hookup app, and if I have to stay here any longer, I’ll have an entire plan for how to get away with a brunch-themed murder,” Lucius says in a rush. “I’ll buy you a drink or something. Just, get me out the door. Please.”
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Lucius asks a handsome stranger, Izzy, to help him escape from Stede so Lucius can have one night off. What neither of them realize, however, is just how big of gossips Stede and Ed are.
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