17 Bookmarks by slizard1937
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An insectoid woman has been trapped for months aboard a desolate vessel. Her situation grows more dire by the second as her ship descends into the shadow of a planet. As her dreary isolation drags on, an intruder appears nearby. A human. An enemy. Perhaps her key to freedom.
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Bookmarked by slizard1937
02 Jan 2026
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So people like me? The average Joe whose granddad wasn’t exposed to experimental radiation or fell into a toxic river, or was born under the star or Orias or something? We’re the soap bubbles. The thin paper people who still get torn, punctured, burned, and broken when not handled with care.
It sucks. But that’s also true of life. So it's not a huge deal.
It just means you have to be smart.
I'm Robert Robertson the Third, and I'm Mecha Man.
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One part novelization, one part character deconstruction, two parts world-build and juuust a dash of AU reinterpretations. All from the mind of an author feral for the Dispatch universe.
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Bookmarked by slizard1937
25 Nov 2025
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There just had to be a jewelry store next door, that just had to have some desirable piece on display that made it the perfect target for an early morning heist...and it just had to be next to a fucking daycare.
Did Robert know the guy had a gun? Yes. But what he didn't know was that the bastard had gotten in a lucky shot.
Fuck his incredibly high pain tolerance.
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24 Nov 2025
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A destined meeting under a brilliant night's sky brings together two souls, who would shape the fate of the Lands Between.
One carrying a name and past. The other without a name and of no renown.
One cold. The other warm.
Destined to complete each other.
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14 Apr 2025
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Rise of the Inquisitor by Lightning4119
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
16 Sep 2023
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So there's a hole in the sky, this dude just woke up with the mother of all hangovers, and nobody knows what is going on. Must be Tuesday.
A semi-novelization of Dragon Age: Inquisition.
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- Part 3 of Rise
- Part 1 of Inquisitor
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Neither Angels, Nor Demons, Nor Powers by long_LIV_prairies
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
25 May 2017
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Siblings Naomi and James Westerkamp were living normal lives, attending school, looking for jobs, wishing they didn't have to live with their parents.
Their lives were good. They were stable. They were safe.
That was ripped away when an explosion and a flash of green light knocked them out while hiking with their family on vacation. Naomi and James woke injured and confused in a strange world with technology centuries in the past, magic, and mythical creatures that only existed in stories.
But they were also dropped into the middle of a conflict they could only begin to understand, where fighting demons was more than just a figure of speech.
Life in Thedas is dangerous, adjusting isn’t easy, and things get worse before they get better.
Explicit rating doesn't really apply until chapter 76. This is a sloooow burn.
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- Part 1 of Westerkamp Verses
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A New Flock to Herd by MagicInfiltrator
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Mass Effect - All Media Types, Dragon Age - All Media Types
10 May 2024
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Following the events of ME3, Commander Evelyn Shepard destroyed the reapers in the Citadel Conduit.
And fell into the Conclave.
Here we find a strange world where all the tales of: Knights, Kingdoms and Magic are all real... and some had been waiting for her.
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* chapters contains NSFW if you're here for the smut!
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THE WRITING GETS BETTER JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE.
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- Part 1 of The Dragon Age Effect Vol 1
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There and Back Again by ElyssaCousland
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening
15 Aug 2020
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Sierra is a modern-day business consultant who has changed the history of Thedas. Cailan survived, the Blight is over, but will there be a cost to the changes she has wrought? What about the future, still-unknown? Spoilers: DA:O, Awakenings, the Calling, Stolen Throne. Will continue into DA2 and DA:I timelines (significantly AU!). Currently in Awakenings.
Thanks to Kira Tamarion and Melysande for editing help. I don't own Dragon Age, I just play here.
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- Part 1 of There and Back Again Universe
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Catarina Lewis' world turned upside down, so she ignored it. Until the day she found herself in Thedas. Now she is being swept into adventure after crazy adventure with friends who make life and death into a daily game. The more she learns of herself, the less certain she is of what she wants. Her knowledge of Thedas may come in handy, but everyone she meets is so much more than their character portrayals, and trust is easier said than given. The future she doesn't know seems worse than the one she does-- it is worth trying to change things, especially when she can't know if it will be for the better?
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Whether it's real or not, Amy McManus finds herself in Thedas and severely limited by aphasia and suspicion. It's hard to warn people about the coming doom when you can't talk properly, and it's even worse when they might think you're the enemy. At the best, she's thought of as odd or addled, and at the worst she knows too much and could be dangerous. Honestly, what's a modern girl to do?
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- Part 1 of Charmed, I'm Sure
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Bookmarked by slizard1937
15 Feb 2025
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Sierra should have stayed in bed.
Helen is glad that she didn't.
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06 Jul 2021
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As a Little Bird Flies by Newbieauth
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
21 Dec 2024
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The night everything changes always seems to be one that started out normal. Nothing out of the ordinary until the extraordinary happens; borderline impossible. And yet, here I am. Can someone please tell me how I ended up here?
One night Jessabelle Rivers gets ripped away from her mediocre life on Earth only to be dropped into the Waking Sea just off the Storm Coast. In THEDAS. She never actually played the first two games herself… Did the Hero of Fereldan survive? Who is King? Did Hawke let Anders go? Will this be one of her play throughs? Or a completely new Inquisitor?
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03 Apr 2021
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Tatsumaki makes a deal with a money pincher Saitama in order to get more information about the inhabitants of City Z's Ghost Town. They end up spending too much time together when she hangs around to see the Baldy Saitama grow (not his hair) but his confidence, lust for life and love for her. She learns to ignore his tornadoes for sighs and fall in love with him, too.
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Bookmarked by slizard1937
06 Oct 2020
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Arek could not be more embarrassed.
Look, it wasn’t like he’d noticed a shiny bit in a crack, saw that it was a sword, and immediately just started wiggling into said crack in the mountain to go get it—no, he’d checked to see if he could get at it any other way, first, okay?
Only now he's got his horns stuck and an inconvenient hole at his backside leaving him exposed, and--
Was someone there?Series
- Part 1 of Involucre
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01 Apr 2020
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Rara Avis by Convenient_Coma
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
06 Nov 2025
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rara avis
[rahr-uh ah-vis]
origin. latin (tevene)
noun, plural rarae aves
1. a rare person or thing; rarity.
2. literal, a rare birdWhen Dr. Alberta Marieve Shaw left work on Christmas Eve, she was planning on a quiet evening at home before heading off to sit on a beach in the Caribbean for a week, but things do not go according to plan. She finds herself in a completely foreign world, unlike anything she has ever experienced. She must navigate a war between mages and Templars, the brutality of Thedas itself, and the whims of a powerful Inquisitor to survive and find her way home.
Note: This is NOT a self-insert nor a novelization of the main game story we all know and love. There will be canon deviations (some significant) and places dark and disturbing. Caveat lector.
Musical Accompaniment Playlist available on Spotify if you are so inclined. Search for “Rara Avis by Convenient_Coma.”
Visual Guide at convenientcoma.tumblr.com
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Bookmarked by slizard1937
09 Mar 2019
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When Santana sees the girl she's been crushing on at a club, she makes an impulsive decision that ends up being the best (and hottest) mistake she's ever made.
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29 Jun 2018
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After the train explosion on Pandora, three vault hunters remain, and the fourth Maya goes missing. Zero stumbles across her after she is almost mortally wounded by a bullymong and nurses her back to health. A strange form of love begins to blossom between the Assassin ans the Siren. But love never comes easy on Pandora. The Vault Hunters find themselves sent to the town of Overlook in search of the cause of a 'curse' running rampant amongst the townsfolk. What they find, they were never prepared for. Jack's playing with nature results in the creation of an otherworldly infection that turns men to beasts, and Zero finds himself undoubtedly infected. Zero becomes a host to a creature unlike any other, slave to the transformation. He is then faced with the very real fact that everything he is, could destroy Maya.
A wild tale of love, transformation, beasts, the fall of Pandora.
Bookmarked by slizard1937
07 Feb 2016