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    “ Okay!” St-Simon interrupted loudly. “Can we please go five fucking minutes without hearing about your fucking dick?”

    “You have a third message from: Jane. Gonna ride you so hard tonight.”

    “Holy fuck!” Connors laughed. “This fuckin girl! No wonder she locked down Roz!”

    St-Simon groaned. ”I just asked for five fucking minutes, man!” St-Simon whined. “Five!”

    (for years cliff marlow deals with jane. one unfortunate bluetooth connection reveals more)

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Shane really isn't looking for a relationship, which is why having Ilya around is nice. No strings attached, only great sex. It's a win all around.

    The only problem is that Ilya is way, way too nice to Shane's stupid cat.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    hayden's birthday post to shane causes a stir online. ilya doesn't stay silenced

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    24 Feb 2026

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    His mother stared at him, wide eyed and more than a little panicked. "Shane, honey, what do you remember?"

    He searched his mind for a memory of this game, of the injury - but nothing came to him. The pain worsened, and he groaned, clutching his head. Fuck, that hurt.

    "Shane, is okay. Don't hurt yourself more, please." Rozanov said. He moved his hand towards Shane's, trying to grasp hold of it.

    Shane swatted him away violently, aghast. What the fuck was he playing at?

    "Get the fuck off of me, Rozanov."

    Both Rozanov and his mother gaped at him.

    "Shane-" Rozanov tried again, but Shane wasn't having it.

    He was beginning to panic. It was too much; the too-bright blue lights, his mother's panic, the constant beeping of the monitor, the big gaping whole in his memory, the godawful scratchy feeling of the cheap fabric of the hospital gown - it was all making him lose his fucking mind because it was making him itch and too hot and - and worst of all, Ilya fucking Rozanov was trying to hold his hand and call him sweetheart in front of his mom.

    (post-book one, shane gets injured & forgets ilya)

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Shane smells clean.

    Ilya is obsessed.

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    23 Feb 2026