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    Day 3
    Ilya woke up. It was May 14. He grabbed a pillow and screamed into it until his voice gave out.

    Day 4
    Ilya woke up. It was May 14. He jumped out the window.

    OR
    Ilya gets caught in a time loop at the 2014 Las Vegas MLH awards.

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    01 May 2026

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    one night, shane hollander finds a unconscious man on the shore and brings him home. his first mistake was thinking it was a man.

    or: ilya's a selkie. shane doesn't know.

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    01 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    12 Apr 2026