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    After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    After making up a fake boyfriend so his teammates would stop setting him up on dates, Shane is suddenly faced with the task of finding a real one on short notice in order to avoid humiliation.

    Shockingly, his old rival, Ilya Rozanov, is willing to do what it takes to help him. Even if that means pretending to be in love with Shane for a full weekend.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    Advice columnist Lestat Lioncourt has been assigned a new piece about what to do to get someone to dump you in ten days. Louis DuLac is an advertising executive who, in order to win a big campaign, bets that he can make a man fall in love with him in a week and a half.

    When Lestat and Louis meet, their plans backfire.

    Or, a How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU.

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    04 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    “That a vampire thing?” he drawls. “Brooding all over yourself while staring at a painting that’s so on-the-nose symbolic of your past that it’s borderline offensive to the audience?”

    Armand chuckles, coming up behind him, and wraps his arms around Daniel’s waist, hooks his chin over Daniel’s shoulder.

    “That depends,” he says, peering at the painting with him. “Which part of your past are you brooding about?”

     

    Or: Daniel and Armand tour three art locations, meet up with two old friends, and share one braincell.

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    25 Feb 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    “We talked about this when we moved in, we said no maiming the neighbours!”

    “I haven’t touched him,” Armand protests.

    “Yeah, no, psychological torture very much counts as maiming.”

    “Not according to the Cambridge Dictionary. I checked.”

     

    Or: Armand needs some enrichment in his enclosure. Lucky for him, Daniel is there to help.

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    24 Feb 2025