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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Sonia Kaspbrak is indefinitely laid out in Derry Home Hospital after, if you ask Richie, a hilarious and long overdue dose of karmic medicine. With the house all to himself and no smothering supervision looming over his every move, Eddie finds himself with an unprecedented amount of freedom. Countless windows of opportunity begin opening up for him.

    Richie, not one to miss out on an opportunity, leaps at the chance to cram himself straight through one of these metaphorical windows— Which escalates into him making a habit of crawling through an actual, physical window in what could technically be considered serial breaking and entering.

    Or: The year is 1992 and Richie and Eddie have themselves one hell of a queer summer, complete with What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? references and fingerbanging.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    He slams his locker shut just in time to see Stan walking over, smug look on his face and something clutched in his left hand.

    “I think I might have found the perfect thing for you,” he says. His voice is smooth and easy and his eyes read trouble. He raises his hand and holds a flyer in front of Richie’s face

    Derry High School Baseball Tryouts
    Week of February 25th
    Please come with running clothes, a baseball mitt, running shoes, and cleats.

    “Oh, fuck no,” Richie says. He doesn’t even need to read the whole thing to know that this isn’t his jam. Nothing about this has is name on it and no. Fuck no. This isn’t happening.

    Except it is.

    Richie takes solace in his inability to play any kind of physical sport ever. He knows he’ll hate this, but he also knows he won’t make the team. Not in a million years.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    This time, Dean didn't bother with a greeting. Once his eyes were open and his limbs were upright, he ignored the tightness in his chest to ask, "That dickbag Uriel know you're here?"

    Castiel didn't say a word as Dean got out of bed and threw on his jacket. He just hovered like he always did, perched and waiting, and Dean made a face at him as he fixed his collar and went to fetch his boots by the door.

    "No, and I would suggest you keep this between us," Cas said carefully.

    Dean laughed. "Yeah, I bet you do."

    Or, when Castiel raises Dean from Hell, his handprint bestows them with an accidental bond, and what starts as a decision to help Dean through his Hell nightmares, becomes an attachment neither of them is willing to break.

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    06 Feb 2025

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    All it takes to ruin the careful equilibrium of a non-relationship is a handmade cup, a pixelated screenshot, and Megumi's family.

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    21 Sep 2022