spiffymittens
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It's a three-hour drive to Marten Valley—more like three and a half, the way Patrick drives—which gives David plenty of time to wonder what Patrick's hiding from him.
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Just before Rose Apothecary opens, a vendor trip and some unexpected wintry weather forces Patrick to confront his past.
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Prompt:
Dawn of the Dead AU
Everyone hides out in the café and Rose Apothecary while hordes of zombies roam the town.
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So yeah, I took the prompt and turned it into nearly 6,000 words about David and Patrick coming to a final decision about whether they want kids or not. I would say sorry, but I'm totally, shamelessly not.
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- Part 2 of Figuring It Out
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A Taste For the Finer Things in Life by DelilahMcMuffin, spiffymittens for samwhambam, kiranerys42
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
01 Sep 2020
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David peeked around the door frame a split second later, sweeping the flashlight around the kitchen.
There was no robber, no sign of any disturbance—wait, what was that? David whipped the light back to the kitchen island and the flashlight illuminated a paunchy raccoon calmly eating macaroni and cheese out of the garbage can.
"The fuck you looking at?"
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David finds himself surprisingly sympathetic about Ray's business worries. Patrick notices.
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- Part 1 of Jukebox Prompt Fics
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“I have a bottle of champagne, four champagne flutes, one engagement ring to go into one of those champagne flutes, and a note to deliver it all to table 34 with dessert,” Tomas explains, wide-eyed, throwing his hand back to the prep station where said champagne is waiting on ice next to four flutes and a small ring box.
“Okay?”
“Okay so there’s two men and two women and I have no idea who’s getting proposed to. I’m not even 100% on who came with who."
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Or, EddieAna and BuckTaylor double date and it ruins everyone's night.
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13 May 2026
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The painting is arresting. A small-scale Helen Frankenthaler meets mixed media. Watery, bright colors bleed over textured fibers. Sand, maybe clay—he can’t tell from this distance—is mixed into some of the paints, lifting them off the canvas. His heart beats a familiar, forgotten thump.
A tale of David and art.
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08 Dec 2020
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“So if you don’t think you’re up for getting Jayson a gift, that’s fine,” Patrick says with a shrug. “But I guess you’ll have to forfeit your title of Ultimate Gift Giver.”
David’s jaw drops even as his husband’s expression stays precisely neutral, and nope. This isn’t how it’s supposed to go.
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- Part 2 of Married Without Children
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26 Sep 2020
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Of course she’s still in love with him. That part’s not a mystery.
She got over it, she’d had to get over it, but no one falls in love with David Rose and falls back out again. Stevie’s pretty sure there’s only one other person who’s ever done it, and she knows he would agree.
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26 Sep 2020
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He hasn’t seen them, and now when they see him, they’ll be seeing a lot. And he doesn’t just mean the costume. They’ll be seeing the Emcee in all his chaotic queerness, which Patrick built painstakingly, brick by brick, one hip thrust, one lustful gaze, one body roll at a time. He was really counting on getting to tell them about the proposal before they saw all this.
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26 Sep 2020