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Robert and Beef approach the SDN Building for their normal workday after a long and stressful weekend. Unfortunately, Robert had a run-in with a drunk super the night before and is now a cat.
He's going to make this everyone's problem.
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trev @trevorlee
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called sdn when i got hit by a car and they flew me to the hospital. guy stayed on the phone with me the whole time thank u robert my goatSuperhero Dispatch Network (Owner)
Hi Trevor, we are happy to hear that you managed to reach the hospital safely with the help of our heroes! We will pass along your thanks to the specific dispatcher who handled your call. Have a nice day!or: what the people of los angeles have to say about sdn.
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- Part 1 of already alright (already alright)
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Robert Robertson cannot die. When a bullet enters his frontal lobe and exits through his occipital, it takes roughly twenty-eight minutes for him to wake up in a puddle of his own blood—the team in hysterics.
Funnily enough, the chromosome mutation that means he cannot feel pain, fatigue, hunger, or fear is a genetic issue entirely unrelated to the generation-skipping powers.
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Bookmarked by squizard
19 Mar 2026
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10/10 *rubs hands together like a plotting housefly*
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Flustering A Stone Wall
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Z-Team's dispatcher has been described, both by them and others, as a 'perpetually dead inside motherfucker'. He never seems to get bashful, or worked up, at any of their goddamn flirtations.Maybe they've just been going about it the wrong way
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@r.robertsonIII tweets with a photo and a caption
*A selfie of him standing outside, holding Beef in his other arm. He smiles at the camera, hair slightly tousled and the first button of his SDN work shirt undone.*
I was informed of my new fame and decided to finally make an account. Glad to see that my work behind a desk doesn’t go unrecognised. This is Beef :)
@velocipastor retweets with caption
holy fuck they really do have the wrong guy behind the desk
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Bookmarked by squizard
17 Mar 2026
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10/10 I love it when social media is in unsocial media