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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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100% Professional by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Sep 2020
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When massage therapist!Peter gets a call for a meet-and-greet appointment in a ritzy part of town, he doesn’t expect tall, scarred and holy muscles to open the door. Drawn first to Wade’s smile and then to the pain radiating out from the soldier, Peter tries to do everything he can to help Wade while also fighting his own attraction because ho ho holy crap is it a bad idea to sleep with clients. He is NOT that kind of massage therapist.
Ex- soldier!Wade can hardly leave the house any more, too wracked with pain to make it very far out the door, too self conscious of his ruined skin to attempt dating or even friendships. But when Peter smiles at him, laughs with him, and somehow isn't icked out by Wade’s… mess… he starts thinking that maybe life could be something good again.
Healing happens with both hands and hearts, and if Peter can manage to stay even a little bit professional long enough for Wade to get up the courage to ask him on a date, maybe they’ll find another use for all that massage oil.
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- Part 62 of Short Stories!
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Can Beauty Come Out of Ashes (with Xanax and a Cold Brew)? by dabblingwithwords
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 May 2019
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Based off prompt #56: Wade is a huge fashion designer that no one has seen and Peter is hired to be his model.
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"I got one of my sources tellin’ me Wade Wilson, fucking Deadpool, is going to make an appearance," Jameson says. "You know how big that is kid? That’s recluse coming out of a billion dollar hiding hole big. I want you on the ground floor, I want you taking the first goddamn picture of that pompous scarred sonofabitch and coming back here to print first thing, you got that?”
Peter's head hurts.
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#HeySpiderMan by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Sep 2022
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The #HeySpiderMan hashtag is supposed to be a low stakes, friendly way for the people of New York to communicate with Peter. Not (to repeat: not) so people can proposition him by tweeting gratuitous nudes at him. Annoyed and impatient, Peter tries to solve the problem the best (re: worst) way possible: By telling the world, on live television, that he and his boyfriend would like the propositions to stop.
Just one problem: Peter doesn't actually have a boyfriend. Like, at all. He doesn't even get laid, he's so busy.
Wade aims to fix that.
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My silly little take on the sexual tension between Lestat, Louis, and Armand. Really, it's just an excuse to see Armand suffer and to write about more beloved kinks.