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    “Why,” Hermione groaned, feeling her face go white-hot. Of all days?

    She trudged on, giving a tight smile and praying for the earth to open up and swallow her whole. Because this was just perfect, wasn’t it? They looked objectively cool, while she (a grown twenty-seven year old) was dressed like a princess in the middle of the fucking day. She supposed it could be worse –how? She didn’t know.

    AKA: the one where Hermione Granger (whilst dressed as a princess) meets biker Draco Malfoy.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    After the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric Diggory was believed to be dead—his fate sealed by Harry Potter’s testimony, which claimed he was murdered by Peter Pettigrew and Lord Voldemort. But years later, following the final victory at Hogwarts, Cedric reappears—alive and inexplicably well.

    His return, however, comes with unsettling surprises: he now speaks Parseltongue, appears even more striking than anyone remembered (or had they simply forgotten?), and seems to have developed an intense interest in the brightest witch of their age.
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    Let the world see that she belonged to him.

    She might not realize it yet, but he certainly did.

    He had decreed it—and so it would be.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?

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    OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.

    A story about love and power.

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    22 Dec 2024

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    “To destroy the darkness, she must let it consume her.”

    Hermione Granger must come to terms with the impossible — she's trapped in 1947. And worse, she's stranded with her childhood tormentor, Draco Malfoy. Determined to end the war before it even begins, she sets out on a dangerous mission to change history. This becomes difficult as she realises time isn’t the only thing working against her.

    Tom Riddle takes a surprising interest in her after she reveals she’s researching the Hogwarts’ relics. Things take a hot and tumultuous turn as Hermione struggles with her unwanted, yet undeniable attraction to the two men she’s destined to hate.

    WIP - regular updates

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    28 Feb 2025

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    Every living creature is driven by biological urges colloquially known as the Four Fs. Fighting. Feeding. Fucking. And… Flying?

    It’s no secret that Hermione Granger has never been a particular fan of Quidditch. But when the Derbyshire Dragons offer her a position as the team’s healer, in return for a blank check for her research, she’s not about to let the attentions of one man derail her, let alone two. No matter how tempting they may be.

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    21 Feb 2025

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