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Levi is living his best life, assassinating people in Sina's underground and getting paid for it.
Unfortunately, some big Survey Corps asshole calling himself Erwin Smith keeps rudely interrupting him with numerous misconceptions: that Levi cares about what he has to say, that Levi will hang around to let him say it, that Levi is actually a prostitute, and that Levi will not murder the shit out of him for constantly getting in his face.Bookmarked by stonehan
01 May 2026
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This is a balm to my soul and I will re read it monthly as a cure for all that ails the world
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We are getting old, but I still love you (even when I don't) by kusuriuri
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
15 Apr 2016
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"I don't want a fucking turbo penis. I like your medium-soft one."
Erwin and Levi are married and 40. They schedule sex, should really work-out more, and need each other to shut the fuck up. All the time. So Levi buys a book to help improve their marriage.
He just wishes Erwin would stop eating fucking cupcakes.
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19 Apr 2026
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I have never laughed so hard and been rooting so hard for them this was perfect, I am going to reread this every time I want to strangle my husband
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Everyday Superhero by stoneage_woman
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 May 2020
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When a field trip to Stark Industries ends in disaster, Roger Harrington finds himself faced with an impossible choice. Suddenly, Tony Stark is shoving an NDA in his face while Peter Parker stares at him with terrified, desperate eyes. Nothing in his 13-year teaching career could have prepared Harrington for this, but he knows one thing for sure: ten years ago, he'd stared down into the sightless eyes of a seventeen-year-old girl, and he'd sworn to himself that he would never again lose another student. He's going to do everything in his power to keep that promise now…even if it costs him everything.
Set during and post Spider-Man Homecoming. A realistic field trip story that also explores the long-term consequences of trauma and responsibility, written by a real-life teacher.
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- Part 1 of Everyday Superhero Verse
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26 Nov 2025
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“Physical desire is a perfectly manageable thing. There is no reason to perform such an act for the sake of the act itself, biologically speaking,” the elf speaks to him slowly, as one might when explaining something to a very stupid, albeit endearing, pet. “Unless one is engaged in the reproductive pursuit of conceiving a child, of course.”
A swig of the mulled wine manages to get unpleasantly lodged in Halbrand's windpipe. “Oh,” her eyes narrow at the thinly disguised laughter in the wet of his cough; other patrons around them turning to investigate the source of such a noise. “Oh—Galadriel.”
Or: Galadriel is a 5,000 year old virgin, and Halbrand decides to change that.
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07 Nov 2024
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Alphas, Betas, Omegas: A Primer by norabombay
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, Supernatural RPF, X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, The Avengers (2012), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Teen Wolf (TV), Thor (Movies), Hannibal (TV)
22 Sep 2015
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A brief primer on the concept of Alpha/Beta/Omega Universes: Also known as that trope suddenly showing up in your fandom that doesn't make any sense.
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Bookmarked by stonehan
02 Oct 2024