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    Chilchuck erupted from his bedroll in one smooth movement that carried through his body into his hand, almost as if he’d been laying awake the whole time and plotting exactly how he was going to do it; and before Palinode understood anything, he had bounced a boot very hard off her human’s head.

     

    His Dark Materials/Daemon AU.

     

    In a setting where human souls take the form of separate animals, everyone knows that dog-souls are servants or soldiers - and Laios hadn’t wanted to be either.

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    16 Jan 2025

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    The best HDM AU since that Night Vale one with the armadillo daemon that made you cry so much.

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    “You’re not 007,” says the henchman, clad tip-to-toe in black, head cocked in confusion.

    “Unfortunately, I am,” says Q. “And believe me, I’m much more put out by it than you are.”

    When James Bond goes missing and is presumed dead yet again, the only person MI6 deems suitable to take his place is the man responsible for planning all of his outstanding missions: Q. Entirely against his will, Q finds himself thrown into active service as the new 007. Much to everyone's surprise, not least Q's, he turns out to be a natural. He might even be a better 007 than Bond ever was.

    And Bond's not going to stand for that.

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    14 Feb 2024

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    The only bond fic you will ever care about and British enough to leave you in stitches

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